John

new concept: reverse retirement i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

omw to get the worm early asf

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

I used to get so mad when Ben 10 didn’t use the aliens I liked

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

25 degrees outside, it’s basically summer in NYC today

*Earth completes a revolution around the sun* Humans:

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

Aurora from Norway

the english are acting like cavemen discovering fire wow

Typeshit

That's one hell of a summer 💥

families may have been divided but the world is united

This is the most Sunday coded Saturday ever lol

if this movie doesn’t hit $700M by the end of the summer then we’ve fucked up as a moviegoing society.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BREAKING: The New York Times headlines its website, 'U.S Enters War With Iran'.

The MCU used to kill people man…what happened to the game I loved?

📸 - TRAVIS SCOTT CELEBRATING BARCELONA'S VICTORY!