Pastor Stalin

down bad solana pumpfun trader @DunceFunds says he will eat his own shit for money, hours after drinking his own piss. never change, CT.

down bad solana pumpfun trader @DunceFunds says he will eat his own shit for money, hours after drinking his own piss. never change, CT.

Drinking my own piss for $tupid money. GG’s @takeyourmoney @stupidmoneysol1

"How did you make $45M?" I was early to the memecoin cycle in 2024. After making my first $100k, I allocated 20% of my portfolio to $POOPCAT and the rest to $WIF. At ATHs, these positions were up 350x and 48x, respectively. Of course, I didn't sell the exact top. I roundtripped a fair amount of UPNL gains. $POOPCAT was ultimately a loss after took on the role of its market maker, pumping millions into the chart. After that, I began working for @pumpfun. My investment in an early round as well as the equity I received for my work was worth 8 figures following the $PUMP TGE. $TRUMP was another huge win, as well as the entire summer '25 crypto bull run (around when my portfolio ATH was marked). That's where the tide turned though. My portfolio started slow bleeding. Crypto was getting weaker as retail rotated into AI stocks. October 10, 2025 was the nail in the coffin. From there, I took heavy losses on leveraged altcoin trades, buying tops on worthless shitcoins, getting farmed, etc. All I wanted was $100m, and ironically, that brought me to where I am today.

last bear market we bet on hampster racing. this bear market we get to watch down bad traders drink their own piss. things are going to get very $tupid very quickly. x.com/duncefunds/sta…

@DunceFunds i’d pay you $250 to eat ur own shit

hey @blknoiz06 you running out of time my nigga join us for the sake of the good old times