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i fit dey miss you like mad make i no still text you

this country na like nickelodeon for angels

*After sex* Me: “ decides to prank her” Ops.. i left my HIV medicines at home. She: Don't worry, you can use mine. Me.

“chop money squeeze face”

Don’t say anything, just retweet. If APC wants to be re-elected again, show them this:

When last una deworm sef?

if the puna dey smell like fish, use hand rub am put am for her nose - FRANK OCEAN.

The only time you’re permitted to follow peer pressure is to vote Peter Obi.

“If I don’t give you Constant Electricity for 4 Years, Don’t vote for me when I come back for 2nd Term” ——— Tinubu

“no one's coming to save you" not for the lastborns tho, everyone's coming to those b@stards😂

Gooning takes my mind off sad depressing thoughts

My car was stolen and recovered by the CP crack squad IKEJA, and after I was asked to pay #400000 to the tracker agent the claimed to use, they sold my RS 350 Jeep! I have written petition to your office and till now nothing has been done,I have video prove and conversation prove as well and the police officers involved. Please share and tag until Justice ⚖️ is done. Nigeria police and extorting it's citizens. Please help and re-post 🙏 @PoliceNG

Nothing confuses a woman more than a man who refuses to sleep with her😂

Naked vagina is like flaccid penis It’s not appealing

Bruh dem dey cook this Asake album gan😭😭 I had to pause my own tweet and retweet others😭😭

Asake fans into the album 😂🔥🔥🔥

Happy birthday to my baby my peace, my home ❤️❤️❤️ You changed everything for me. The love, the calm, the way you hold me down through it all… na you be my real strength. God really took His time with you. Thank you for being an amazing wife, an incredible mother, and the one person that truly gets me. I go choose you over and over again. Here’s to life, more blessings, more everything good because you deserve it all and more. Finish work for me!!! ❤️❤️❤️

God abeg i no wan beat my meat again

Opened twitter and the first thing I see is Ice spice in granny panties