virtualkiwi

Tech Guy in Movie " Uh You're gonna wanna See this " * Turns Screen to Action Guy in Movie* Tech Guy " Theyre Overriding the Mainframe " Action Guy " Uh in English Four Eyes " Tech Guy " They Fuckin our Pussys.!! " Action Guy "Now you're Speakin my Language " *Cocks Gun*

If i had a clone of myself id probably like keep her strapped down to a bed 24/7 and kick her a lot and i know that fucking freak would like it

6mg estradiol, 200mg progesterone, 850g of strawberry ice cream

when you try to flirt with your coworker by asking what she's doing after her shift and she tells you she's gonna wait for you in an alley to stab you to death

Fr tho!😔

They switched places

real friends share porn with each other publicly on their discord server at 2 am

any girls online

Never understood these machines, they are so easy to win if you know the technique lol I personally just break the glass and start running

how bro pets me before whispering bad things happen to good people

I have never heard that rat so fucking mad what id Starmie DO?!

I was not aware of how many genuinely transphobic people are watching a show made by a trans woman w canonically nonbinary character struggling with gender dysphoria obliviously

Tumblr lied to us #funnybunny

YOU DON'T GET PRESCRIBED PUBERTY BLOCKERS AND HRT SIMULTANEOUSLY HOW ARE YOU THIS SHIT AT LYING

Commission for @.bbnomula

Sonic.EXE fans revealing themselves in a completely separate community the second a guy talmboutsum 'I am God' shit:

"I'm a trans man (AFAB FEMALE WOMAN) and I think you should totally heccin use a binder and let yourself get raped by puberty and have to live with those things on your chest until you're 18 hahaha we tbois all want this haha am I right fellas?"

“OH HEY IT’S THE SUBTERFUGE GUY!” “Say my actual name, Scott. Out loud.” “Stop.”