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🚨BREAKING🚨 Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population. It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward. Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.

You should’ve kept your father out of this. He was the one calling me a short guy and saying you’d smash me, all while holding a beer in his hand. Then you started talking about my divorce and telling the world you wouldn’t want to be my roommate. Idiot. First, we’re fighting, not dating. Second, I’m not looking for a roommate. When I put you to sleep and you’re lying there next to the rose, I’ll look at your father and ask him one simple question: Who’s the short one now? I’m gonna break you Justin.

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BESTHESDA PRESENTS and its the worst shit you've ever seen instead of being Elder Scrolls 6

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i hope to never be in this situation but i haven't seen anyone point out how unreliable these tests are i know 2 people irl who have chosen not to abort a baby who was supposed to have down syndrome and the kid came out normal

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WARDOGS is officially moving up their release date The game will now go Early Access this summer

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Coming to theaters near you this summer!!

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