Guardian USAF

@radioactivered I had a buddy who once worked in the patio furniture industry. He told me a story about some lawn chairs that came in from Mexico that have been made from metal used in the nuclear reactor. Needless to say they had to be disposed of. I don’t know how they discovered they were hot

He has a Strontium-90/Radium-226 Rolex….👀☢️

@MCCCANM @thenewarea51 Lots of pictures or a slideshow.

@thenewarea51 Good advice. I’m not going for fireworks or anything, but a nice event we can remember.

I’m requesting suggestions for a “Celebration of Life” event. Final goodbye. We have a date, a strong contender for location, florist, DJ, drinks, catering, etc. all look to be on a good trajectory. What impressed you most? Little details? Memorable things?

@bloomsandgree Could be worse, currently here the heat index is 40° C and 77% humidity.

I cannot be dealing with this weather anymore just stop ✋️🤣

@LuckyMcGee @rms432

Zero principle or conviction behind their selective outrage.

@Aviation_Intel I guess that it’s up to the Sweden to make something other than the Gripen. They might need financial assistance

Franco-German Future Fighter Effort Collapses Over Irreconcilable Differences Germany and France failed to come to terms on requirements, apparently bringing Europe’s flagship next gen fighter program to an end. twz.com/air/franco-ger…

@radioactivered @jardelito Millennial

@jardelito plutonium

Qual o sabor desse sorvete? 🤔

Savage 😂

@FoundersGirl I’m assuming the singing is good if your husband never said the next house will only have bathtubs.

Not to brag, but in this house every shower is a concert. We should sell tickets to sit outside the bathroom.

@CynicalLatina That will teach that curb to be sticking out where it doesn’t belong. 💪

Welp... I done did it... I fulfilled the female stereotype. I hit a curb pretty good!!! Well more like side swiped it. The car runs fine still... but my pride is wounded.

@2CynicAl65 Have you seen the new u shaped window air conditioner?

Welfare update: I'm back from Delta, Ohio. Both air conditioners are in the windows, and my wife came home to a cool house. She's happy. The dog's happy. The cat's happy. I'm happy....and safe from bodily harm.

@Mappy6984 No reason to put a $200 helmet on a 10¢ head.

Hell of a time to take a nap

@WeaponsVault His friends will soon call him “Two Toes.”

Jesus Christ! He needs to sell each and everyone of his firearms! This is embarrassing.

Yeah she ain’t coming back 🤣

This one might be the best banger I've ever seen from @skscartoon 🔥

@Supersonic_Red Family time is the time that matters most. Friday night is still called Pizza night. Family traditions hold the generations together. My 30 yo son and 90 yo Mom are still the holiday pie makers.

My childhood had the highest of highs and the lowest of lows, including time in a foster home. But I know my parents did the best they could based on their own childhood experiences. My mother was a brilliant screenwriter and a functional addict, something that was common in Laurel Canyon in the 60s and 70s. My father went from being a farm boy, born and raised in the South, to becoming an executive. Both were the first in their families to go to college and eventually earn doctorates. Both were driven, each for their own reasons. I took the best from them, forgave the worst, and learned the lessons. I had a son, adopted two more, and raised a bonus son who followed me into the USAF. I gave them every minute I could when I wasn’t deployed because, at the end of the day, the only thing your children really want is you. Your presence. Your time. Your love. We built memories together, stacking them one by one. I showed them the things I loved in life and surrounded them with good men and women so they could draw from their wisdom too. I taught them to be a team and showed them that faith makes the impossible possible. On Fridays, we would have king crab legs. We’d cover the huge square coffee table with newspaper over a layer of towels, sit on the floor, and eat pounds of crab meat. My sons looked forward to it all week. Happily eating like a bunch of barbarians, fingers soaked in melted butter as they laughed and talked about the week that had just passed. Decades have gone by. I have fifteen grandchildren now. My home is filled with laughter and chaos when they visit. I watch them play from my patio and smile as I hear their fathers tell their children stories from their own childhoods. The crab dinners always come up. I honestly couldn’t ask for anything more. The years go by faster than you think. The memories stay. Good morning.

@2CynicAl65 @RantyAmyCurtis Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

@RantyAmyCurtis Warn them that I'll be there next year!

Egypt, I am in you.

@bloomsandgree What!? You mean these shouldn’t really last 20 years on the shelf. I’m flabbergasted! I’ve been duped by the military-industrial-food-pharma complex

I was about 19 years old, what about you? 😅

@BollingerTodd @Aviator300 I don’t speak lawyer.

Good news out of Arkansas. Aaron Spencer, the man who saved his daughter from rapist who took her from her bedroom when he found the man with his daughter on the highway shot and shot him has had his murder charges dismissed. Story in the first comment.