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One mutual talks only in gifs.
One mutual gets trolled and cooked daily.
One mutual highlights Indian Muslim issues, concerns, history, culture, food, heritage, architecture, dressing.
One mutual copy pastes insta video captions here but he is a great cricket analyst.
One mutual rants daily life schedule and loves baby goats.
One mutual has great IT and stock skills and loves mountains.
One mutual daily tweets, "Assalamualikum, Good Morning".
One mutual thinks twitter is mobile notes.
One mutual has the same breathing issues like me while trekking.
One mutual begs for vote in every comment.
One mutual is at the top of list of misogynists.
One mutual rants Delhi Delhi Delhi but lives in UK.
One mutual likes chubby girls.
One mutual sells Tarbuz.
One mutual leaves NEET preparation for lafda.
One mutual has unique & interesting sense of humor but believes every conspiracy theory.
One mutual coined the word 'Jeet Muslimah' for BLT women and a great geopolitical analyst.
One mutual named me 'DSP Sahab'.
One mutual still stuck in (a + b)2 formula.
One Nepali mutual mutual sells Momos.
One mutual is a doctor who gave me the best workout plan.
Two mutuals RT without seeing.
One mutual is racist beyond words.
One mutual is the best reminder account.
One mutual has the most sophisticated writing skills.
One mutual always defends opposite gender.
One mutual is cooking sanghis badly and the other one is copying his tweets.
One mutual wants to take everyone to tableegh.
One mutual is trying hard but isn't getting married.
One mutual is heartbroken beyond words & wants to live peaceful rural life.
One mutual steals the tweets and takes the reach.
One mutual hates Pakistan more than anything else.
One mutual got more likes than Kohli.
One mutual supports those who are right, irrespective of gender.
One mutual reminds everyone of Fajr.
One mutual has the best Calligraphy skills.
One mutual is a wildlife photographer
One mutual is a Claude paglu and Salafi hater.
One mutual changes DP of whoever is trending, to register his support.
One mutual is in the US but loves to move to Canada.
One mutual fights humans in love for dogs.
One mutual cringe muscle pictures in gym.
One mutual wants to reform the religion.
One mutual is struggling to find water.
One mutual actively and sincerely highlights IM news.
One mutual has love and hate relationship with UAE.
One mutual wants everyone to get married ASAP.
One mutual wants to become a 'Cool Dadi'.
One mutual always tweets with Quran or Hadith reference screenshot.
One mutual is a chill guy who loves hosting spaces, movies, and travelling.
One mutual has more Islamic knowledge than his age.
One mutual asks for Eidi from everyone.
One mutual is a great historian.
One mutual has most balanced and intellectual views on almost every topic.
One mutual comments on my every post.
One mutual is the top tier Physicist and arms/weapons lover.
One mutual keeps the TL entertaining.
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@iamaakib08 @ZamindarHasan13 @Ragnorwhite ager aisi ladkiya ek time khana nahi khaye na toh aas pados ke 40 ladkiya 1 time party kar sakti mast...
हिन्दी

@ZamindarHasan13 @Ragnorwhite She is replying to you "Khaate peete ghar se hai"😂😭
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@softspoken04 @writes_truth Ap ladki wale ho isiliye aise chidd rahe ho pata hai mujhe
हिन्दी

problem ladkiyo se nahi, unki dogli baato aur dogle behaviour se hai, kahti kuch aur karti kuch hai. Ab jaise twitter pe hi dekh lo, raat din man hater banegi magar shaadi karengi kisi ladke se hi aur agle hi din whatsapp status “world's best hubby 🤗”.
Sehrishhh@drbigbrowneyes
yaar aapko ladkiyo se itni problem hai toh aap ladke se hi shaadi karlo yaha aake ham sab ka dimag toh mat kharab karo
हिन्दी

@pika_pika54321 @yoursmustafa even Idk why people name themselves as “opinionated” 😂
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@pika_pika54321 @yoursmustafa they're kind of far away relatives, no22 is elder, little wiser and more kind, 10 is rebellious stubborn.
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@yoursmustafa Mai naam nahi longa but dheere dheere ap meezan bante ja rahe hoon..
हिन्दी

koi bhi na toote uske liye zaroorii hota hai ki ghar shuru mein hi toot jaaye
Mustafa khan@yoursmustafa
Ek khoobsoorat ghar na toote uske liye ek samajhdaar aurat ki zaroorat hoti hai, aur woh aurat na toote uske liye smjhdaar mard ke zaroorat hoti hai.
हिन्दी

@yoursmustafa na ap samajhdar hoon, na apke pass ek samajhdar aurat hai, apke pass khali ghar hai.
10 se fifa world cup shuru ho raha hai, aaye sath milke enjoy karte hai 😂
हिन्दी

@Numberrr_8 So? What else do you expect? My affection & honour only belongs to my husband, not to some random guy. Honestly I'm not against opposite gender friendships, i used to have some really cool male friends but even they told me to be careful of their kind.
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