Auchi Boy

Years back. My guy won 32,000. He used 1k to buy 10 liters put for his papa car. The papa had traveled for two days so we wanted to use the car cruise. As he put the car on Reverse, he hit a wall and the rear light broke. He engaged to drive and hit the front grill on a tree. Omo, I got down and ran. He, himself jeje park the car and travelled back to school.

Dem Ikhwa with 450k monthly take home don’t even have one wife, Aliyu should start a masterclass 😭😂

There’s nothing you want to say to me. I’ll only take ₦45m out of my money to buy a Chinese or Nigerian made car when I have nothing else to buy. ₦45m can get me a foreign used Mercedes E63s 🫵🏾🫵🏾 and you’re saying I should use it to buy slow cars? E bami gbe V8 biturbo AMG yen wa.

I don't see the problem here. His wife would have started cheating and disrespecting him if she had contributed her own money to the family. Someone needs to tell the man that oDoGwU does not lament or cry over his wife's money. He needs to fix up. His wife did nothing wrong.

as nigerians can’t we all come together and initiate a class action suit against MTN and Airtel for this terrible network. if you’re still using glo in 2026 you have stockholm syndrome

Sending me on an errand that requires constant communication with you, and then suddenly, when I get there, you stop picking up your calls. I can’t act or make a decision without hearing from you, so I end up sitting and waiting while calling you repeatedly for several minutes.

My mum was scammed 400k but my dad is just laughing because she has always been telling him that she has no money, like nothing at all 😂😂😂

Special feelings keh, the first one week will look awkward. The first two days you will wake up bath and almost get dressed before realizing you're no more in the system 😁 Before you get used to your immediate environment as a civilian will take some time.

One day you just realise you’re no longer the youngest in the room.

You only began to show concern when you contributed for the TV. The other 2 times, you couldn’t give a damn.

Lool😂😭 Architecture was still the plan