Cheoola

Aight, no independent dark mode? I’m officially out. Bye X 🖕

3. Passwords. Passwords. Passwords. If a stranger tries to take your child and they ask for a password which they don’t have, it will remove the immediate trust that children are born with and alert them to a dangerous situation.

Ultimate three rules to teach your children: 1. Don’t scream ‘help!’, scream ‘MUM!’ instead. Women will instinctively react even if they are not mothers.

2. No pet names for private parts. ‘Uncle Pete touched my flower’ can sound normal to a teacher. ‘Uncle Pete touched my vagina.’ will get the police called.

I need third person Project Zomboid. Like, the exact same style and premise, but Third Person.

@FenderBee I’m jus glad you didn’t do the oven. That noise scares the shit out of me every single time 🤣

@Cheoola The timing of this haha I haven’t logged in on here in ages! Yup that’s me! Our team is a big part of the zomboid audio, I haven’t worked on it in a good while though, but I did a bunch of animals and a few doors 😂

@FenderBee excuse me sir, did I see your name pop up on the Sound Design credits for Zomboid or was that a massive coincidence?

Dear all YouTube Voiceovers, In the UK, if the word ‘shire’ appears at the end of a place name, i.e Hampshire, it ceases to be pronounced ‘shire’ as in LoTR and turns into ‘shear’ as in to shear a sheep. Thank you for your attention

@poopernoodle @TwitchUKI I’m so happy for you and Pea!

@TwitchUKI omg hello Twitch!!

Pea is better than every Jeff I've ever played with 🐶🦈

@ShroudedHand @ScarredForLife2 Did you watch Knightmare? It reminds me of that

@ScarredForLife2 Reminds me of the Dark Knight segment from Incredible Games. It always scared me.

Gronda! Gronda! THE ADVENTURE GAME (1980) saw celebs try to escape from the planet Arg. Each episode culminated with the Vortex, a pulsating column of light which 'evaporated' the likes of Bonnie Langford and Richard Stilgoe. Don't worry, kids, they're not dead. Doogy Rev!

@Muppetfrog73 @JasonManford @RoyalVariety @ITV You seem like a very unhappy person

@JasonManford @RoyalVariety @ITV ' freezing on the red carpet '..u wanna try being homeless mate instead of bragging about how much better off you are..idiot!

The only four men women have been able to agree on in the past decade: #Frankenstein #Fallout

The more I see Mia Goth, the more assured I am that she is Hollywoods most underrated female lead.

Prisoners should be offered a couple of days off their sentence every time they give blood. Set up 12 weekly blood drives in the prison. For someone with 20 years that’s 80 days off their sentence and countless lives saved.

Give whoever attacked Watkins an Unconditional Release and a Knighthood!

Thursday Murder Club is amazing. First time I’ve smiled in about 5 months. It’s exactly what I hoped it would be.

When you want that Prison experience in your living room.

Me when there’s a new Incognito Mode video up on YouTube

Excuse me, sir! #sims

My Sims ended up with four different Ailments in the span of 10 minutes. They either need to retune these things, or give us the option to disable them, because UGH.