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My flag:🟧⬛ My Pronouns: Skibidi / Toilet My nationality: Hyperborean / 🐸

Hyperborea Se unió Aralık 2017
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DAKKADAKKA@DAKKADAKKA1·
>political “artist” >look inside >millionaire boomer Go back to Woodstock you freak.
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Esteban Rafael
Esteban Rafael@EstebanRafaelJr·
✝️ Canadá acaba de darse el poder de juzgar qué partes de la Biblia son “aceptables”. No criminalizaron leerla. Hicieron algo más inteligente: eliminaron la protección legal que impedía perseguirte por citarla. La exención religiosa existía precisamente para que el Estado no pudiera decidir qué es fe y qué es “odio”. Ya no existe. Y el presidente del Comité de Justicia ya avisó: hay pasajes que le parecen “claramente odiosos”. Eso no es combatir el odio. Es darle al poder político un bisturí para operar la conciencia religiosa. El que tenga oídos, que oiga.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ✝️ Viva Cristo Rey
James@Jamesjonesik8

Canada just criminalized reading the Bible. Now quoting Scripture on marriage, sin, or God’s design for sexuality can be prosecuted as “wilful promotion of hatred.” This is how the West falls.

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AyakaMods
AyakaMods@AyakaMods·
The EU can’t really stop millions of illegals from flooding in for many years. But suddenly, they have invented an “unbypassable” age-ID system that even VPNs can’t beat? They don’t care about your kids. They care about what you are allowed to read. This becomes like full North Korea mode. Quote this if you are done/tired of EU censorship.
Don Keith@RealDonKeith

🚨EU plans VPN crackdown: New age ID system “cannot be bypassed” via VPNs. Couldn’t stop illegal migration, but suddenly goes full North Korea on controlling what Europeans read online.

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Καλός
Καλός@realKalos·
"Say Christ is Lord." "Christ is Lord." "Say Christ is King." "Christ is King." "Say I am poopyhead." "I am poopyhead." "Hahaha you said you are poopyhead." "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
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autist
autist@litteralyme0·
to make things clear, I am NOT suicidal, never have and never will be
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BENZO-KAZOOIE@BENZOTOOIE·
“Jeeves… Please don’t leave…” “I have to, sir.” “I have so many questions to ask you…” “It’s getting dark, sir. Only one more.” *tearing up* “What was Gary Oldman’s character’s name in Léon: The Professional…”
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Pulp Librarian@PulpLibrarian

I regret to inform you that Ask Jeeves is dead. The site closed yesterday. Web 1.0 lost another founder. Ask Jeeves: 3 June 1996 - 1 May 2026. Send no memes.

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Rodney
Rodney@cryptojourneyrs·
End of an era. Here’s some of your greatest hits. RIP Spirit Airlines 🪦
R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts

🚨#BREAKING: Spirit Airlines are now expected to cease all operations around 3:00 a.m. ET on Saturday

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Dan Bilzerian
Dan Bilzerian@DanBilzerian·
@tedcruz Do tHeY bOtH haVe NaZi tattoos? Do you even realize how gay your tired old jewish propaganda is? Enjoy your last term in office you dumb boomer.
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Esoteric Monkey
Esoteric Monkey@Monkeyteric·
“glglglgmfnfngnfhxdbfb…SAARR!" "…" "help m- glglgkggkffjtjb" "…banana"
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