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Gyok haters are gonna have to find out the hard way that he’s got the minerals
🕷️ 🇵🇸@kae1enftbl_
After careful consideration, stocks for the rest of the season
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It's even more impressive than this.
Since the Everton game, not counting blocked shots, Viktor Gyökeres has scored SIX goals from his last SEVEN shots. All seven have been on target.
Not shots on target, total shots. He has a conversion rate of over 85% from his last seven shots, and a 100% shot on target percentage.
Even if you count blocked shots, he's converting 67% of his shots over the same timeframe.
The Football Era@FootballEra_
Gyokeres has 5 shots on target in his last 3 matches and he has scored 5 of them. But when i spoke about his efficiency in front of goal and elite conversion rate they said it’s a “gimmick.”
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This is a very interesting “if you just sit back and watch, they’ll ultimately tell on themselves” comment thread. Lol.
Joe Enders@JendersII
Hey @grok, what religious group in America has the lowest rate of enlistment in the U.S. military?
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The funny thing about Gyökeres getting the most criticism, is that by the end of this season he’ll most likely be the only attacker that can walk out with his head held high having produced at least acceptable numbers.
Kosi💧@__Kosito
The rest of the players needs to feed off Gyokeres’ mentality tbh, doesn’t matter how bad he plays, his confidence never drops.
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Hey everyone in America, did you know?
In my country, Japan,
we have this incredibly addictive dish called "niku-maki onigiri,"
which is rice balls wrapped in thinly sliced beef and then sweet-teriyaki-glazed
Eat it with a beer, and you'll be on a direct path to heaven
Henry Defense@HnryDefense
Y'all, pulled pork onigiri! OOOOOO collard green onigiri would SLAP!
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She made it to football twitter. It’s over for Priya
Ryan@bernardooooV3
This season Saka 12 g/a. Doku 12 g/a
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China rural population was going through malnutrition and growth stunting. They increased the 3 yuan to 5 yuan per student per day and made it mandatory for the government officials to eat the same meal as what those kids were eating. They added more meat, more milk, allowed more eggs and tofu for the kids in everyday meal.
Result? 13-year-old males have seen the most growth in height and weight over the decade, with an average height of 7.5 centimeters taller and an average added weight of 6.6 kilograms from 2012 to 2021.
12-year-old female students who experienced the most growth had added an average of 6.3 cm in height and 5.8 kg in weight in 2021 compared to average levels by 2012.
This is what happens when you keep your schools separate from your religious identities and don't do drama and rr on allowing eggs or meat or chicken in the mid day meals.
(now a certain X users with low attention span will take this post as 'oh so you are saying veg food has no protein wow')
Read it again.
🇨🇳XuZhenqing徐祯卿@XueJia24682
✨🇨🇳A high school in Xinjiang has installed pull-up bars in its hallways. Right after class, the corridors turn into a mini gym full of students exercising.
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Let’s have a conversation about how much of an idiot you have to be to use a Quadruple (which no club in history has ever managed for a reason) as an expected achievement for a club that hasn’t won a league in 22 seasons and has never won a Champions League. Painfully thick.
Triple M@Tripple____M
We don't have to wait for the end of the season to have the uncomfortable conversations about Mikel Arteta. From a quadruple to a double in two games, that's unacceptable. Let's have those conversations now!
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Bagging 17 in Teta's system should get you a knighthood
D@1886D4VE
its quite astonishing the negative effect that Gyokeres has had on this football club
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“Why does israel have one of the lowest cancer death rates in the world?”
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It's amazing how far the United States of America has fallen since Israel's 9/11 coup.
Mega-Politics@_MegaPolitics
🇨🇳🇮🇱 China rejects Israeli request to enact a law criminalizing anti-Israel sentiment, declaring: "We do not allow foreign entities to dictate the rights of our people."
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Benjamin Netanyahu real surname = Mileikowsky.
Argentina President Javier Milei = Mileikowsky.
Bloodlines, people, bloodlines.
Invisidon@QuantumAlteredX
We are being PLAYED so hard, that I dont even know where to begin. Theyre almost definitely related. Netanyahu's real last name is MILEI-kowsky. That's why Javier MILEI is over there pushing the third temple and zionist agendas to no end. He was installed by Israel and possibly his own brother Benjamin MILEIkowsky aka Netanyahu (i need to dig more). I havent tracked it all down yet but MILEI was a plant by Benjamin MILEIkowsky. This is going to be huge if it ever gets out. This is future false messiah sh*t and they are busted.
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Not being funny but Vybz Kartel literally performed last year a convicted murderer now all of a sudden these brands have “morals”😂💀
Kurrco@Kurrco
Pepsi has officially withdrawn its sponsorship of Wireless Festival after Ye was announced as a headliner. (via ITV News)
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I’m sorry but how is every Iranian embassy so funny. They’re killing it
IRI Embassy in Armenia@iraninyerevan
No Comment بدون شرح
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Imagine social media during the Invincibles season:
▪︎ Knocked out by united in the FA Cup semis
▪︎ Knocked out by chelsea in the champions league
▪︎ Knocked out by middlesbrough over two legs in the league cup semis
And they’d still be calling it a "failure" 😭
Social media has fried your brains
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An Easter message from the president which should really force the VP and the cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment.
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Judging by how POTUS swears like a teenager, it seems the US has reached the Stone Age sooner than expected.
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🚨🎙️ | Viktor Gyökeres:
🗣️ “Honestly, I don’t have many words — especially for the fans who expect the very best from us.
🗣️ I just have one request: don’t abandon us in moments like this. We need you now more than ever.
🗣️ Together… we will lift silverware this season .” 🔴⚪️🔥
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Gyok nation sends its regards they told me these two would “save” and replace him
Martin@GunForceEdits
545k a week in wages
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Girls only hate on foot fetishists because they got ugly toes
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