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@keaaaaley It’s all relative
The bottle is made of 13.5%
The glass you drink is 13.5%
Every sip you take is 13.5%
Are you retarded
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Jamie Lynch
@Lyncchh
There is always hope
Dublin City, Ireland Se unió Ocak 2010
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Notice how they're not killing the journalist:
Israel: 0
Gorillas: 1
tanık@tanik_tr
17 yavru ve 7 yetişkin maymunun öldüğü savaşın görüntüleri
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New guy on The Overlap is the worst craic ever (part 5)
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This is the most Israel-coded trend I’ve ever seen
MonitorX@MonitorX99800
🇮🇱🇮🇷⚡️– A new trend has emerged in Israel, settlers come to restaurants to eat and then wait for missile sirens and run to shelters without paying, the owners say this trend is hurting their business.
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Hodgson was 20 when Sgt Pepper's came out. He was having wild hallucinogenic sex to "Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite" and was managing in Sweden in time for the height of prog. 50 years later he could be overseeing a pre-match warm-up as Beabadoobee plays on the PA. What a life
BBC Sport@BBCSport
Roy Hodgson is BACK in management! 😲
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teaching english to a 20yo polar bear instead of teaching 20 words of french to a human
YEGWAVE@yegwave
The Calgary Zoo brought in a French-speaking trainer to help its newest polar bear, Yelle, settle in after arriving from a Quebec zoo where he was trained entirely in French. Staff are now gradually teaching the 20-year-old bear English cues.
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I just arrived at my Airbnb and took a moment to look around and look what I noticed. I think it would have been helpful if they mentioned this to me over the phone. I was literally with the manager just a few minutes ago. Her phone is busy right now, but I sent her this photo. I saw that she saw it, but she totally ignored it. I've already paid hoping this will be resolved.
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Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin
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There are millions or even billions of people in this world who fundamentally do not understand that children everywhere are the same. This precious child, the tens of thousands dead in Gaza—people don’t connect them to the idea of their own child being violently killed.
Clash Report@clashreport
📸 The last photo of Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, a third-grade student killed in the reported U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab, Iran. He is waving goodbye to his mother.
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"and yer wer' stuck over in Dubai with all the rockets amd that flying aboot, aye?"
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You know, I met a lovely Iranian woman last summer and as I explained how difficult it was witnessing a Holocaust against my community in Palestine, she callously responded, "I hope Israel invades our country." 1/
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Hey Bryan, currently barricaded in my hotel room with bathtub full of water and i sharpened a towel rod into a point. Somebody who claims to be from housekeeping keeps telling me its "past checkout time" and "theyre going to have to charge me for another night" but i saw shes got tattoos and i think she might be a sicario footsoldier trying to draw me out. Gonna fight my way to the docks come nightfall. Its been almost 24 hours now and the news says no reported civilian casualties or kidnapped tourists, but we all know they are in bed with The Cartel too. Still wanted to double check with you... any revisions to your advice about stealing a cargo ship?
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the cartel kinda gay for caring about a man this much
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in 12 hours the octopuses will want to kill themselves
Taylor Sterling@FatherMcKennaa
Octopuses on MDMA start hugging each other. They're solitary animals that normally avoid all physical contact. One molecule turned a creature with three hearts into a cuddler. Now imagine what it does for a species that was built for connection but forgot how.
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