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when the restaurant says it’s “mediterranean” and now you gotta start digging to find if mediterranean means THAT place or somewhere actually good
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The man who scoops the cat box today, who changes the diaper today, who gets the groceries today- HE is the one with the character to be a hero.
The guy who is sitting around waiting for his big chance? Nope.
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Learned about deed theft recently and I think these people need to die no shade
Wild Videos@FightStorage
Man allegedly transferred a woman’s house deed after claiming she was his dead sister, gained ownership, threw out her belongings, and hasn’t been arrested, according to the woman, who says no one is helping, including the police, court, and DA. 😳
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when no one’s fun anymore and you’re so bored you could just die
ZORO@_brinxinx
But truly what exactly is the door for?
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hacen parecer que los tipos son más racionales al gastar plata cuando pagan onlyfans, son socios de un club de fútbol, gastan una banda en jueguitos y les encanta coleccionar pelotudeces, pensar que solamente las mujeres tienen gastos inútiles es machista
rox@roxpais
Las mujeres tenemos una tendencia al consumo impulsivo que los chabones no tienen porque es una cuestión estructural de la imposición de la belleza, esto es un hecho y no es una culpa individual, sí está bueno hablarlo
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ppl who can’t successfully do small talk always think their minds are so evolved. meanwhile, they make everyone uncomfortable right before whipping out the dumbest shit about molecules and space dust and mushrooms you’ve ever heard. i know what a ceiling tapestry like that means
Emily 💋@Chuumother
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An actual human would have stopped 5 seconds earlier instead of plowing full speed ahead into thick smoke.
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 Watch the moment a Tesla pulled off a split-second move, through smoke, to avoid a crash that seemed nearly impossible.
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@RealDianeYap A man that doesn’t get the breakfast order right will never jump on a grenade
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@RealDianeYap They’d also never jump on a grenade if they’re so lazy and incompetent at something easy.
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Real Dewey energy.
Variety@Variety
Jane Kaczmarek says Erik Per Sullivan was offered "buckets of money" to return as Dewey in the "Malcolm in the Middle" revival: “He’s studying Dickens and is an incredible student – they offered him buckets of money to come back, and he just said: ‘No thank you’.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…
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the shoujo barbenheimer
ToonHive@ToonHive
20 years ago today, ‘Ouran High School Host Club’ and Nana’ both premiered on the same day in TV.
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your partner should easily be able to order you something that you’d like from just about anywhere without consulting you and i will die on that hill.
J.D. Banker@DadInvest
Defcon 3 after I took breakfast ordering into my own hands. Apparently cinnamon raisin toasted with plain cream cheese makes me the worst person on earth.
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actually it was bc he found alcohol in archie’s locker which is even more ridiculous 😭 one of the best lines of all time
re: emma@evemmore
I hate when non riverdale watchers try to make fun of riverdale because they don’t even quote the funniest lines. like when the principal cancels the prom because people have died at prom for the last three years and Veronica calls him principal Mussolini
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you guys hate dark-skinned women, that’s it. you hate their skin, their hair, their features, their visibility. the sooner people stop dressing it up as “i just don’t like that colour on her” or “i just don’t like this-” and confront what it actually is and why, the better.
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Literalmente la chavala está sufriendo una agresion sexual siendo forzada y el novio no mueve ni medio dedo y se queda mirando, cómo darle la vuelta a la situación para terminar siendo ellos las víctimas
Fran Casaretto@Fran_Casaretto_
Momento en que una chica dejó que otra persona la besara delante de su novio, y los ojos de este se llenaron de lágrimas. Hija de puta
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It’s not the bagel, it’s what the bagel represents. In 18 years, she’s probably received a million things *he* likes and close to nothing *she* likes because he is always thinking about himself.
He says that he will apologize and *try* to be better, but he won’t. You don’t try to be interested in someone; you either are or you aren’t. She spent 18 years with a man who is uninterested, and any improvements will be short-lived because his newly found interest is motivated by the threat. When the threat subsides, so will his interest. He will continue to waste her life until she leaves.
J.D. Banker@DadInvest
Defcon 3 after I took breakfast ordering into my own hands. Apparently cinnamon raisin toasted with plain cream cheese makes me the worst person on earth.
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parenting advice that boils down to “stare at your baby for 24 hours a day or you’re wasting your life” is anti-woman, anti-mother, and anti-human
Preethi Kasireddy@iam_preethi
Newborns do not need developmental toys. They just need your face, your voice, and your attention. You can buy every toy on the market and your baby will still prefer staring at your face. Your face moves, changes expression, makes sound, and responds to them in real time. Babies are born with a preference for face like patterns, and within days they can tell your face apart from a stranger's. You make a silly face and they are captivated. A $30 rattle comes no where close. Do not waste money on toys the first few months. Just look at your baby and talk to them. That is enough.
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