OSSA

Source tells me Jesus is stable. Please God

LIL' WEE FELLA OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

I still find it hilarious that this was an actual semi-catchphrase for Garfield in the show

I love cyclists and think they deserve to live #APRILFOOLS

The moment Uni becomes an owl

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

starfox in the new mario movie but hes got rabies

Excerpt From Instagram

若松屋のはんぺんたべました

In English, there is an untranslatable word—situationship—which expresses an intimacy without labels or the fetters of commitment. Meanwhile, Urdu is so spiritually bankrupt that it doesn’t even have a word for “lowkirkenuinely”

dudes vibecoding palantir aesthetic situation monitoring dashboards is the same dopamine producing biological tick as women configuring perfectly photogenic charcuterie spreads

my dad is eating strawberries and whipped cream and tully is waiting for his bite of whipped cream

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

Dopamine hit for your morning

Kitten Uni on his first day home

dude cmon, take a picture of your ID. it's not a big deal just upload your ID to the computer. bro don't be weird, just take your social security card and tape it to your forehead. what are you, a pedophile? mail a notarized copy of your birth certificate to chipotle headquarters

i dp on wakeup to cope. my therapist says it helps me experience the freedom of overcoming overwhelming situations that i lack on my daily life, so by doing projectile oki you are directly contributing to my trauma disorder.