Sam Armstrong

". . . tip-toe thwough the tuwips . . ." - Tiny Fudd

car payments.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

in their best interests.

I'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.

"Tuwn, Tuwn, Tuwn"...Bachman-Fudd Overdrive

Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.

Any machine design must contain at least one part which is obsolete,

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed.

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

Any contract drawn in more than 50 words contains at least one

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

Fear is no great respecter of reason.

percent.

magician.

Photographers fade faster than photographs.

safety of reminiscence.

He who has been bitten by six dogs is legitimately suspicious of the

Don't be so humble...you aren't that great.