Rick

@LASHYBILLS Time means nothing.

A man cries on the side walk after catching his wife of 6 years cheating on him

@b5coggs @luireigns A soccer star? 😂

@luireigns Letting the fame get to your head as a wwe superstar is kinda strange, because it's a very, very niche fame. You're not that famous in the grand scheme of things. Imagine if he was wide spread famous, like a Ronaldo in sports or actor famous...

So many WWE wrestlers have shared stories about how insane Randy Orton used to be backstage. Every story somehow sounds crazier than the previous one. Bro wasn’t just acting like he heard voices 💀

@TrumpsLostBalls Bro, gotta be AI

Woman in India holding a giant cow turd like a messiah was born.

@dioscuri It’s like a fever dream

Seriously though, why is there something borderline psychoactive about this specific set of motifs? Why pools? Why no windows? Why the pastel colours? It feels suspiciously like an arbitrary code execution exploit on the human mind.

@INTERIORPORN1 Oh, I’m crying. That would be soooo nice. I need an escape

I don’t care what anyone says, this is literally my definition of happiness

> install chrome in 2010 because it's faster > let it save every password > let it autofill cards, addresses, ssn > google builds a file on you fatter than your therapist's > "we don't sell your data" → FALSE > data broker leak: 800m chrome profiles dropped on a torrent > your meds, your porn, your debts, your affair: all of it > insurance premium doubles > loan denied, no reason given > landlord ghosts you > nobody owes you an explanation > mfw "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear"

Guy drops $40,000 on facial surgeries (eye shape $10k, jaw implants $5k, cheekbones $5k, lipo $15k, lip implants $5k) because he “got nothing after paying for dinner.” Now he looks like a budget Instagram model who got into a fight with a Botox gun

@reesedabeast215 @DeadleeMcdagger @Bornakang

@DeadleeMcdagger @Bornakang I agree cuz last time I went to a women house her ex still have keys and he walked in on me banging his ex on the couch & he almost killed me but i talked to him man to man

If she asks you to come over and it looks like this what’s your next move?

@reesedabeast215 @DeadleeMcdagger @Bornakang lol, after the deed i had a lady call her son and mention I was over. The guy had just turned 22 and was as big as Uncle Lurch

@Bornakang Walk away, there are plenty of fish in the sea

Bir erkeğin doğduğu an..

@GabeandPaigeGa1 Aaaaaand that’s why he isn’t a present father. I say that as an absent father…

@SlenderPanda999 @forallcurious

@forallcurious I thought they were at 1 year old. I take them all on expensive vacation when 1 then never again. this probably why all sons give me side eye. slanted side eye is no joke

🚨: Study shows the most unforgettable childhood memories are family vacations between ages 5 to 10.

@realDonaldTrump Traitors, the whole lot

@elonmusk Elon is invoking a new baby mama. “I bet you’ve never been knocked up in space”

@TaraBull He’s wearing a DJI mic

He doesn't want his girlfriend wearing her new jeans out in public, would you?

Dan Smotz is going to be one of the most talented filmmakers in the Political arena. This man’s work is flawless!

So let me get this straight, it was revealed that the United States ruling class is full of child torturing pedophiles and the reaction of the American people wasn’t to immediately revolt, but to vote out Thomas Massie who helped expose the scandal America is cooked 💀

@HelenM17813215 @TheMetalPod @Superduperroofr @Acyn @DocJeezy So vote without conscience?

@TheMetalPod @Superduperroofr @Acyn @DocJeezy Nah we just need somebody who didn’t vote 22.3% of the time against his own party. 73 times to be precise in this Congress.

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv