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@chudlib
How about you stop eating po boys with the low boys and come eat some broccoli and beef with the commander in chief
Se unió Ağustos 2023
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DID YOU KNOW?
One of Richard Nixon’s 🇺🇸 favorite dishes was cottage cheese mixed with ketchup
NOW YOU KNOW!
#POTUS 😝
@nixonfoundation @kennixonette @picturesofnixon @NixonLibrary
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Something so insane about everything here I keep nearly laughing and then feeling bad for the dog and stopping
fenlon@1fenlon
told a friend the story of my grandfather shooting a pistol at his own son during a gay pool party he was hosting, missing, then shooting his dog and himself in front of all the gay guys my uncle invited over his take was "i guess the dog must have been gay" bro i was cryingg
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Lebron has acquired the giant fruit of laughter
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A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:
-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."
-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."
-"w-h-"
-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."
-"i don't u-"
-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."
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She looks like she was made in the oblivion character creator
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BOSHHHH
@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪
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Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
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the replies… taps sign
gordie by the sea@thetransportcr
candids of me listening to my best friend tell me about the girl he'd been seeing.
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As a lawyer I can say that my cock swells with excitement when his honor interrupts me lol #LawyersOfTwitter
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Dudes be going to the club and bars every weekend like a female
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Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be
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Liza answer my DM. You need dis collab to boost yo followers!
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