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The Ground Beef Mastery Ladder. Tier 1: Buys 5% lean. Drains the fat. Pats it with kitchen roll. Adds a splash of olive oil to "make it healthier." Tier 2: Buys 10%. Still drains it. Briefly considers keeping the fat but loses nerve at the last moment. Tier 3: Buys 15%. Stops draining. Stirs the fat back in. Tastes the food again for the first time in years. Tier 4: Buys 20%. Notices the bag is cheaper than the lean stuff. Notices it tastes better. Notices a pattern. Tier 5: Cooks the mince in butter on top of its own fat. The pan is now a small pond. The pond is the point. Tier 6: Stops adding herbs, spices, sauces, garlic, onion, and tomato paste. Discovers it was the meat they liked all along. Tier 7: Forgets the salt one evening. Eats it anyway. Realises halfway through that it didn't need the salt either. Sits with that for a while. Tier 8: Eats 500g in one sitting. Is full. Is not hungry until tomorrow lunchtime. Quietly suspicious of the last twenty years of breakfast advice. Tier 9: Buys mince for breakfast. Cooks it in tallow. Eats it with three eggs. Goes about their day. Tier 10: Asks the butcher for 70/30. The butcher nods like a man recognising one of his own. The journey is not from lean to fatty. The journey is from being afraid of food to being fed by it.

This is brilliant.

Don't let your dreams be dreams! ✈️🌟

Andor did something to me that no other Star Wars film ever could: they made me actually HATE the empire. Before they were just nebulous bad guys, but in Andor they became an oppressive violent force that exerted their authority just because they could and I wanted them to lose like never before.

Judge: "You stand accused of slapping a co-worker. Do you have anything to say in your defence?" Me: "They always ask a complex question in the last minute of a Zoom meeting." Judge: "You're free to go."

Tourist: "Why are there goats in the supermarket car park?" Local: "They live on the headland. They come down sometimes." Tourist: "Shouldn't somebody do something?" Local: "They've been here longer than the supermarket." Tourist: "But they're eating the flowers." Local: "They're keeping the verges down. Council saves about £8,000 a year." Tourist: "Don't they spread disease?" Local: "Less than the seagulls." Tourist: "What's that one doing in the bus shelter?" Local: "Sheltering. It's about to rain." Tourist: "From the bus?" Local: "From the rain. The bus comes through every twenty minutes." Tourist: "Does it move when the bus arrives?" Local: "Eventually. Goat operates on its own schedule." Tourist: "This is the strangest place I've ever been." Local: "You're in the goat's town. You're the strange one."

Ford Fairlane was so badass I didn't even have to Photoshop this image. #smokefleet

Video taken on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios Hollywood in 1997

Singer-songwriter Grant McLennan died from a heart attack in his sleep at his home in Brisbane on this day in 2006, aged 48. This bloke sang pure Australian.

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Disney adults are not the problem. Your inability to let people be happy might be.

Tron: Legacy (2010)

Curse the person who put the back pain Relief on the bottom shelf:

Good advice.

"What is the definition of hero?"

'The Castle' has been named Australia’s greatest film in The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald’s Top 50 Australian Movies of All Time list.