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Neymar and Dani Alves just before a Champions League final… they were so chill 😭😭

The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.

If I peel two eggs and one is like this,i am taking it and giving you the smooth one that basically sums up the kind of person I am.

Getting a daughter will have you loosing gangsta points daily 🤣🤣

Nairobi middle class estates look like recovering from ballistic missiles

This is why you don’t just fight random people, you don’t know what they do in their free time or what kind of ancestors protect them.

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced them that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

Chuck norris wrestled with an anaconda for four straight days then he realized that he was just masturbating

"..And then the son of a bitch used me as a one night stand leaving me the next morning for his ex... whom I remind you for the tenth time, was his god damn sister.”

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Kudos to my children on their bedtime-delaying tactics. One of them asked, right at 8 o'clock, why the First World War started. I 100% fell for it.

Lewis Hamilton call your lawyer we're getting you #8

This weeks trivia Thursday - Game of Thrones Friday - General Knowledge Saturday - Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul

There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply

I was in a meeting today where the room number was 404. I joked that I couldn't find the room and nobody understood. This is why I have a hard time making friends.

I posed some Civil 3D road design , but some people asked for workflows showcase. I've decided I want to cover Some few parts:

@mmtairo @pwanyama Thank you sir

@pwanyama Ndugu, fear not. Professions evolve. Lawyers survived the typewriter, the fax machine and e-filing. They’ll survive instant fines too. The goal of this kind of reform is efficient justice, not guaranteed briefs. If a system works faster and cheaper for citizens, that’s progress.

During the LSK campaigns, I consistently warned lawyers that digitization would disrupt legal services. Many did not heed this warning, but it is now becoming a reality. The first phase involves the introduction of instant fines, eliminating the need for litigation in road-related offenses. The next phase will focus on digitizing insurance compensation based on a pre-determined matrix, further reducing the necessity for lawyers. This raises an important question: how many law firms rely on traditional practices to generate income in this evolving landscape

@IshmaelNya14146 Which tool is that engineer?

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