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Mike G

@michaeljgartner

dad. data guy. a man of the trees.

United States Se unió Nisan 2014
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AlwaysAshley
AlwaysAshley@AshleyAlready·
My 19-year-old’s summer scheme is lowballing Facebook Marketplace finds by having three friends make worse/more annoying offers before he makes his low, but polite and accommodating offer. It almost always works and it’s so funny and I’m so proud of that kid.
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*Walter Bloomberg
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone·
HORMUZ TRAFFIC HOLDS FIRM Traffic through the Strait of Hormuz remains steady despite renewed attacks on commercial ships and rising Middle East tensions. Ship-tracking firm Kpler recorded 36 vessel crossings on Monday and 41 on Tuesday—roughly in line with last week's daily average of about 40 crossings.
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Emma
Emma@Avabelly__·
To my neighbor that thought it was okay to mow the lawn SHIRTLESS in a residential neighborhood, I have already contacted the police. This is NOT a beach. This is NOT a gym. This is a neighborhood with families and kids walking around. I don’t care if it’s “hot”. PUT. A. SHIRT. ON. We have basic standards for a reason. Broad daylight. Right out in the open. Like this is completely normal behavior. Have some DECENCY and some respect for the people who live around you. This isn’t that hard. 😡
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Sheel Mohnot
Sheel Mohnot@pitdesi·
Would love to see similar charts for yoga studios, gyms, coffee shops, coworking spaces
signüll@signulll

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signüll
signüll@signulll·
new york governance is so stupid that ambulances & fire trucks in manhattan blast apocalyptic sirens at 2 a.m. when there are like eleven cars on the road. trusting the govt to apply common sense is basically letting a child play with a loaded gun & then being shocked when the living room has a nice new skylight.
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*Walter Bloomberg
*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone·
WALLER: FED WILL NOT KEEP RATES DOWN FOR THE PURPOSE OF HELPING THE U.S. GOVERNMENT FINANCE ITS DEFICITS
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richard
richard@richard_normal·
powerful moments in bar chart technology
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Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis@BrandonDavisBD·
TV shows used to give us 16-24 weeks of entertainment and discussion, every year. Now, we get 6-13 episodes once every 2 years (if we’re lucky) and Netflix, in particular, gives it one single day. It seems obvious why audiences fall off of shows. Glad we had LOST, TWD, GoT etc before this because I don’t think that sort of zeitgeist thing can return with how TV is made, distributed, and consumed now.
Lucas Shaw@Lucas_Shaw

Netflix's top shows have been losing 30-70% of their audience between seasons 1 and 2. Executives are trying to figure out why. Netflix's second season swoon & more in this week's newsletter: bloomberg.com/news/newslette…

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Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland@ErlingHaaland·
Well well well 😂
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.
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INVESTMENT HULK
INVESTMENT HULK@INVESTMENTSHULK·
WOULD BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO TAKE KIDS OUT FOR ICE CREAM ON THE FOURTH OF JULY WITHOUT THE ENTIRE STREET REEKING OF HIGH POWERED SATIVA.
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Robert Sterling
Robert Sterling@RobertMSterling·
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” “We’re actually just regular middle-class Americans. Pretty amazing how good we have it in this country, isn’t it?”
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Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
Men only have 5 moods: 1. i need to conquer and start a new country 2. horny 3. i must disappear to the woods 4. my woman and bloodline depend on me 5. i was born in the wrong century
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MAZE
MAZE@mazemoore·
Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July. Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a very small backyard barbecue. Five person maximum.
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Piotr Pomorski
Piotr Pomorski@PtrPomorski·
One of the most useful memes on fintwit
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