liya retuiteado
having a girlfriend is like this too
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob
Having a pet is basically just asking "how did you get so cute?" followed by "why are you wet?" 6 or 7 times a day.
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liya
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@sandipantswtf Oof is laser hair that bad? I'm probably getting it this year for my face
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This is fun! Most physically painful experiences of my life ranked:
1. Being married to a man
2. Deviated septum surgery
3. Impacted wisdom tooth extraction
4. Tooth abscess
5. Endometriosis
6. Ovarian cyst
7. Laser hair removal
8. Rib tattoo
9. Waking up from a seizure
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@drildevil @prettyalbatross lol this subreddit seems crazy, tho i cant tell how accurate these stories are to reality since i havent run into people like this before i guess
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@kassandraboss gna go now get my scoops of rocky road and black walnut 🤤
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i had a frozen yogurt tonight at braums and that chocolate vanilla swirled waffle cone was calling to me like the green goblin mask
~*•kassandra•*~@kassandraboss
this is me spontaneously going out for ice cream with a look i put together in 5 minutes. i’m 37. i started hrt at 32.
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@tranz_schubert im def putting away like a pound or more at any ayce with sashimi, tho i go for the yelltowail if i can get it generally 😆
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you know how bad you have to fuck up at all you can eat sushi for the waiter to come ask you if the order is some sort of mistake?
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you think you know a person, i've been friends w this girl for 2 years and the other week we went for all you can eat sushi and she crushed 91 pieces of salmon sashimi and nothing else. it was actually obscene to behold. she just kept ordering more.
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if you have an anime pfp you’re a bad person until proven otherwise
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@joannadangerfd it is p funny how drastically different trained bones feel lol
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What does it mean that the shin gets better at kicking shit the more you kick shit then
sara 🪰@_vividblossom
tonight my husband said he doesn’t think human bodies were made to harm each other because the bones in our hand are so fragile that it hurts to hurt
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@joannadangerfd my left got somewhat of a headstart but its not concerning levels of asymmetry yet 😆
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My right boob is like concerningly larger than my left atp, really hoping my left one keeps growing to even then out bc otherwise this is going to look very strange
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@mistglaive if you have to ask im afraid youre not in the game ://///////////
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@Spanish_Techno i think its mostly that straightening hair has not been quite as popular compared to the past maybe
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Have white people not always had curly hair, did I miss something
miss worm@missus_wormy
What’s up with all the white people having curly hair nowadays
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@RadishHarmers every time i see the name sridhar now i think of harming radishes and go mmmm mooli paratha 🤤
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Nominative determinism is so powerful. I did grow up to be Sridhar Ramesh.
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@Aliceinwunderl3 @postergf420 it was certainly easier because of the phones, tho on the other hand it was more shocking to experience how men at large treat women when leaving my bubble for the first time in uni lol
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@mistglaive @postergf420 It definitely changed unrecognisably just after I was a kid.
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I think one thing that is entirely lost on non-trans women is the utter alienation trans girls go through, even pre-consciousness, from the violent rituals of boyhood. By the time you're 11, you're confused, outside, disgusted, wondering what you don't get, what you can't get.
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@dudestopplease tbh cheap is the way if u arent sure if youll like it and might throw it out after 1 use
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you should under no circumstances go for the fucking $13 bondage equipment. have some self respect. purchase something that isn't going to break the second time you try using it and/or will be so obviously cheap looking as to ruin the scene or be abjectly unphotogenic.
natii@xxrl_y4
Hear me out…
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