Smartipants

Hey @Delta @SkyWestAirlines my daughter is on dl4279 tonight from SLC to SGU and right after boarding the pilot came on and said “my boss told me that we have to wait 40 min for a passenger before we can take off.” That’s great that you can modify your operations based on the needs of your customers! I don’t know the circumstances but I’m sure you made the right decision. My question is when the rest of us have a similar situation can you direct us on how to communicate that to delta or sky west so that we can get the same great service? Take your time. I’ll be in the cell phone lot waiting.

Cyprus raises alarm over growing Israeli presence on the island. Cyprus's second largest party warns that waves of Israelis are buying property near critical infrastructure and settling in sensitive areas. They fears this could be a blueprint for 'Israel 2.0'

I was just helping my kid with their high school Gov homework, and was astonished to learn the United States has a Congress.

Democrat Debbie Wasserman Schultz was caught using a TSA escort to bypass the lines that she and her party created at the airport. This makes my blood boil.

Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears. I said "good job buddy" (to my kid) and the med student said "thank you, it's been a long day." I'm glad it maybe helped.

Going to attempt to burn heated rivalry onto a dvd for my 65 year old coworker who doesn’t have streaming services this weekend 🤣🤣

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

Seriously, these motherfuckers live a privileged life while screwing over every single American.

one thing about the modern biometric passport system and centralized immigration software is it means these small mercies done out in the field by one person's principled stand aren't possible anymore. you literally cannot be the modern Raoul Wallenberg for technical reasons.

The long lines at airports now falls squarely on Speaker Johnson's shoulders. The Senate unanimously passed a bill to fund TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard. But Speaker Johnson is refusing to let the House vote on it. If you miss your flight, remember, this shutdown is on him.

🚨 Senators Ted Cruz and John Thune leave D.C. amid the government shutdown. Exclusive details: tmz.me/wt6fJIy

The cost of your flight went up because you searched for it twice. Your rideshare costs more because your phone battery is dying. This is surveillance pricing – corporations using your own data and behaviors against you. In the US Senate, I’ve got a plan to ban it.

An Amazon data center in Oregon went online in 2011. It has since poisoned “the deepest reaches of the local aquifer,” & is causing cancer/rare diseases. “He noticed a rise in bizarre medical conditions among the county’s 45,000 residents, linked to toxins in the local water.”

My dad is driving to DC for the first time since my mom died in Jan and he hit a deer. He called @AAA_Travel for help and a tow & they asked to speak to my mother. He informed them she just died & they said he can’t use the policy then & left a 70 year old grieving man stranded

Indistinguishable from the kind of fanatical rhetoric we point to in order to cast Iran’s leaders as evil and deranged

BREAKING: Trump announces that the Vatican called and is begging him to become Pope He says he will probably pass as it might interfere with his duties as the new Wizard of Oz

Police in the UK have reopened their rape investigation against Andrew Tate. Love this for him. 🍿

TMZ asks followers to take photos of Congress members enjoying spring break following nationwide airport delays: “While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break […] Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.”

JD VANCE: “Iran was going to use Nuclear Suicide Vests to kill tens of thousands of people. That’s why they had to attack.” These people still haven’t realized that we’re not buying a word of their Israeli-written propaganda bullshit.

This is a violation of federal law. No president can have his image on currency or his signature while in office or alive. I will pull the statutes.