Peter Tecks

Private water companies have lost £48 billion. Despite this they have payed out £57 billion in ‘profit’. This £48 billion will eventually have to be paid by you. Even though they could have paid it with the £57 billion. It’s a scam, Nationalise NOW.

In 3 days time, they are lifting the cap on bankers’ bonuses & cutting the profit taxes on energy corps. Meanwhile your income tax is going up, your water bills are going up & your train fares are going up. Starmer should focus on fighting injustice rather than bullying Corbyn

UK today 🤣🤣🤣

Matt Hancock gave a PPE contract to his sisters company which he owned 20% of. Then denied it when confronted and covered up the evidence which has only just come out. In total he has been personally involved in more than £600,000,000 of PPE fraud. Arrest him, NOW.

@tea_francis I think the appropriate response here is * swoon *

Oh this will be fun. Pre pandemic vs now.

I have just registered for the RideLondon 2022 - Leukaemia Care charity place Why not join me... register.enthuse.com/ps/event/RideL… via @PrimoEventReg

Black lives still matter

goodmorning

@tea_francis Did you give outside sufficient warning that it was about to be stunned?

Breaking news: I’m going… outside.

@tea_francis Ah fair enough. Life admin can be a pain sometimes!

@technex Yeah I checked. I just need valid photo ID, both passport & license have expired & I can fast track the passport quicker so 🤷🏻‍♀️

The sooner this week is dealt with, the better. Tomorrow is vets with Micti again about her ongoing mouth issue, and Friday is London to take care of my passport. The passport that I need in order to board my flight from London to… *checks notes* Edinburgh 🙃

@tea_francis 🤣 Just get right in there!

@technex Oh it was intimate alright. I sewed up her arse.

I look like a demon here 🙃

@tea_francis Getting full on Jurassic Park vibes from your room now 😁

LOL OOPS 🙃

How software testing works

@i_renton When your KPI is "how many times did people go Oooh Cool! at the trade show" 😂

@i_renton Festo make some crazy demo stuff and it's so totally unrelated to their actual products I sometimes wonder why they do it.

@tea_francis Is it just me that gets nervous watching them handle them without gloves?

A sponsored tweet that I’m actually interested in! No way! Anyone got a cool £40k kicking about? 😍😍😍

@tea_francis This is beautiful, but I can't help feeling that it needs more spiders...

Guess who isn’t sleeping on the sofa tonight? 😍😎🥰