KING 👑 FIKAYOMI

"Thoughts and prayers" You were waxing superstar lyrics to the thieves elected to protect your people. "Thoughts and prayers" for the people 6ft below, pounds and dollars for Alhaji Ice Prince. God suppose take you, Egbon.

People are dying, you dey create acronyms. Mr Beast @RealJerryEze, I have other acronyms: PLATEAU: People Living And Trusting Emmanuel Above Uncertainty KADUNA: Kingdom Authority Defeating Unrest, Nurturing Assurance JALINGO: Jesus Always Leads In Nations Giving Overflow.

Many voices , one chant. “Obi-Kwankwaso”. This is Kano!!!!

Today Germany officially Rejected Femi Fani Kayode’s nomination as The new Nigerian Ambassador to Germany. They cited his History of making Divisive Ethnic & Religious Slurs as their Reason for Rejecting him. His overall character was described as Erratic & Destabilizing. 😭

Make I collect ajo go visit dr strange for ijebs😓

FVCK OFF!!!

Presidential! Ire o✌🏽

She said no sex before marriage, lady i met 5 days ago o. I said ok. She texted me this morning i need money, i replied "No money before marriage". She's insulting me.

Plateau Governor Decamped to APC. APC gave their national Chairmanship to Plateau State. APC sabi politics, but you see good governance? You will never see them there. A party of Thieves, Tears, Sorrow, and Blood! #JosIsBleeding

Twitter is the funniest social media app ever😂😂😂 "Tony stark" "Dr strange" "Vibranium" "Dothraki riders" "Dark knights" "Ugu" "Pharmaceutical socks" 😭😭😭

I’m so emotional today… 🥺😭 Because I still can’t believe I’m living the life I once only dreamed about. Seven years ago, when I chose you, people had so much to say. They called you “just a laundry boy.” They said, as a Registered Nurse, I should aim higher…that I should marry a rich man… But while they were busy speaking, I was seeing. I didn’t see your beginning, I saw your potential. I didn’t see your situation, I saw your strength. I didn’t see lack, I saw a man God was still writing his story through. And I knew… with Jehovah on our side,we would build something they could never understand. Today, 7 years later… 😭 That same “laundry boy” they spoke about…is the man Jehovah used to push me, support me, and stand by me until my dream of becoming a USRN became a reality. Tell me… how do I not get emotional? We have gone places we once only imagined. We have lived a life we once prayed for. We have built something money cannot buy,love, peace, purpose, and a home filled with grace. This is not luck. This is not chance. This is Jehovah’s doing… and it is beautiful in my eyes 😭❤️ My sunshine in my darkest times ☀️❤️ Thank you for believing in us when it mattered most.Thank you for proving that purpose is not defined by where you start. I will love you today, I will love you tomorrow, and I will love you forever ❤️ Happy 7th anniversary to us and and a decade of everlasting love❤️ If you like carry billing pursue better man. #nursejoy

this ugu don carry me enter Scotland🫩

nobody useless reach 234 girls😂😂😂

LMAO How is it supposed to work exactly? My God!

Today, you went to church with your 4 y/o & 1y/o toddler. As you entered the main auditorium for adults, the ushers directed your boys to the children's department. Imagine one bastard in there, making your precious boys french kiss her. Just imagine. #Simiwhy @SympLySimi

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Una Dey really enjoy life for Lekki, free unlimited Jasmine tea.

guess who they are expecting to build a ‘women only apartment’?

There's such a term called loco parentis. You effect your trust in schools and organizations like daycare to act in place, as parents, on your behalf. Think of every time your 4 year old has spent unsupervised, with someone like @SymplySimi Just think. #JusticeFor4 #Simiwhy