Amanda Smyth

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I treat people the same way I would want to be treated - by not talking to them.

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

Don’t rush, Alexander. It’s 2022 in Australia too.

I’m so old I remember when the only two-line at-home test we waited anxiously for was a pregnancy test. #COVID

The moment Cleo was rescued 👏

Probably not a surprise, but 12-15 year olds are getting first doses faster than any other age group right now. In the past two days, 3% of them got a first dose

Diversity hit between the eyes as old media pockets about 90 per cent of big tech cash | The New Daily thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/…

I’ve discovered how they make moscato. 😂 instagram.com/p/CLoXk86A0UY/…

Trying to Fix the Broken Twitter Share Counts using TwitCount twitcount.com via @twitcountapp

Turns out waiting for a COVID test result is a lot like waiting by the phone for a boy to call.

Just signed up to learn about writing picture books from @zannilouise - so excited!

@MsLisaHerbert Recently when asked how old she was an older mate of mine replied “I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth” 😂

"She's half a bubble away from a straight level." Neighbour describing his 'whacky' wife. Shit I laughed. What other sayings have I never heard of? 🦘

@melkettle Richard Gere circa Pretty Woman.

When you hear the term "silver fox" what do you think of? #curious #asktwitter

@LydiaCLee Hilarious! 😂

@CookerandLooker I followed your recommendation of Ted Lasso (love it) but now have had the Jamie Tartt song in my head for the last 24 hours....

Why are some people so unwilling to undertake disease minimising behaviours? Because advice from Glen in the comments section “we should be aiming for herd mentality*” is more readily available than advice from your GP. * presume he meant “herd immunity”?! #COVIDIDIOTS

@Woogsworld Last week I was cake, chips and champagne. This week I’m baby spinach leaves. #balanceddiet

@AnnastaciaMP Queenslanders have been begging you to close the NSW border for weeks. This was both inevitable and completely avoidable had you acted sooner. Act now. Close the border today. abc.net.au/news/2020-07-2…

.@AnnastaciaMP - asking again, please shut our border with NSW. Our elderly, our disabled and our at-risk people are at your mercy. Please, please put us first! #COVID__19

@AnnastaciaMP Please close our border with NSW. We’re all doing our very best to keep socially distancing, but you have the opportunity to really keep us safe from the spread of COVID-19.

Keep each other safe this weekend. Don’t be complacent. Observe social distancing. Keep up good hand hygiene. Encourage others to do the same. #staysafe