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we deadarse live in a timeline where Brazil's 9 plays for Brentford

Every kid that grew up on these became right wing

Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired. Then, out of nowhere, it hits you. How did everything pass by so quickly? You don't even feel 27. You still feel like that 17 year old kid who thought they had all the time in the world. But somehow, 10 years just disappeared. And you start missing the past. The feeling of being young, excited, and clueless. But then you realize, one day, you'll miss this, too. Being 25, being confused, being tired, but still trying. So maybe the trick is to slow down a bit and actually live this chapter before it also becomes just another memory. The point is no matter age you are, you'll miss these days. Life gets busy sometimes and it's always a good time to stop and smell the roses.

I'll never understand people who don't go to gym. It's literally 1-2 hours of your fav music, alone time and getting hot. What are you doing instead of this?

Never disrespect the masculine urge of those who monitor the situation Monitoring the situation is one of life’s great pleasures for those that love to hyper fixate on things

“to my big brother George, the richest man in town”

Three extremely related groups intermingled 1,500 years ago and created a nation state. So the descendants of those groups must leave or accept infinite Somalis. These are the gotchas. Who is dumb enough to fall for this?

A satire 1984 sand art piece appeared on Scarborough beach, UK. Minutes later the police arrived. The jokes write themselves.

The fact this has got 10k likes just exposes the modern football fan. Acting like this is some sort of courageous act of loyalty that deserves to be applauded let alone even be mentioned. That's the bare minimum, anyone who watched Barca vs PSG over their own club was never actually a fan to begin with.

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

Red Devils 😭😭😭

#MUFC this is brilliant

@elonmusk 🇺🇸 SpaceX launches by year: 2006: 1 2007: 1 2008: 2 2009: 1 2010: 2 2011: 0 2012: 2 2013: 3 2014: 6 2015: 7 2016: 9 2017: 18 2018: 21 2019: 13 2020: 27 2021: 33 2022: 61 2023: 98 2024: 100 as of October 27

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FULL-TIME: Notts County 0-1 Gillingham GET IN THERE!!! #Gills

The streets won’t forget. Nothing will ever top it 🐐

New Mozart dropping soon.