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Dad to 5 good kids, Chiefs fan since 92, photographer, disabled veteran, wife is active duty Navy. My wish is for an America that matches the marketing material
Tokyo, Japan Inscrit le Ocak 2019
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Wait a moment..
Moments ago he claimed that he PERSONALLY didn't talk to Iran. Apparently it was his son-in-law texting via Pakistan.
Trump now claims it was Iran who called him.
So many lies for one morning.
Russian Market@runews
Trump is now claiming that he wasn’t the one who talked to Iran and that it was actually his son‑in‑law who did it, and supposedly not even directly with Iran but through intermediaries Egypt via Pakistan... and then Turkey which just adds more absurdity to his statements
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Trump has admitted, in a single sentence, that his administration started a war without once stopping to consider what the enemy might do next.
This isn’t bad planning. This is the worst planning in the history of human civilization. And I include in that list the man who designed the Titanic’s lifeboat capacity, the general who ordered the Charge of the Light Brigade, and whoever greenlit the Ford Edsel.
Napoleon, for all his faults, was aware that Russia had a winter. Hitler, deranged as he was, knew Stalingrad existed. Bush at least had a map with Baghdad on it.
Trump, apparently, had not considered that Iran might hit back. 99.99% of the world’s population saw this coming. Analysts. Journalists. Retired geography teachers. Teenagers eating cereal at midnight. My neighbor’s dog, probably. Every single one of them. Except the man who started the war and FoxNews.
Gandalv / @Microinteracti1
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "Look at the way Iran attacked unexpectedly all of those countries surrounding them. That was not supposed to-- nobody was even thinking about it."
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Reporter: Who is Witkoff talking to in Iran?
Trump: With a person… we supposedly took him out, but he’s still there. Nobody’s ever seen him, and we’re not really sure… it’s complicated.
🚑 Someone get a doctor for grandpa!
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One of life’s biggest scams is printer ink being so expensive it’s literally cheaper to buy a new printer every time you run out of ink
Brandon Straka #WalkAway@BrandonStraka
Printer ink prices draw backlash after a shopper breaks down the cost. A $63 cartridge holds about half an ounce—nearing $30K per gallon. “This should be illegal.”
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"Iran called Trump’s bluff...How thin did his bluff turn out to be? He didn’t wait until his 48-hour deadline was expiring. He blinked with 12 hours to spare—ensuring the entire threat period took place while markets were closed over the weekend."
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark…
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What are the odds that both people who attempted to assassinate Donald Trump also appeared in BlackRock commercials?
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Amazing stuff. Learning by doing.
Q: "Why not build a LNG ship here?"
A: "The cost of building an LNG ship in Asia is ~$260M. It costs about $1B here."
Q: "So why can't shipbuilders just use American steel?"
A: "When we put tariffs on imported steel, it drives the prices of steel up. What we know today is that American steel is about twice as much as steel in China."
Q: "So what you are saying is when the price of steel goes up because of tariffs, then the American steel manufacturers hike the price of steel? 🤯"
Scott Lincicome@scottlincicome
"You can't make this stuff up" - @cpgrabow #EndTheJonesAct
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Complaints about Columbus's brutal treatment of Indians by other imperial officials saw him removed as Governor of Hispanola, stripped of titles and lands, and brought back to Spain in chains in 1500. -OS
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.
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Absolute corruption exposed! Trump literally manipulated the stock market by tweeting about boots on the ground to crash the S&P 500, then 90 minutes later tweeted about winding down the war to create a 900 billion rally for the Epstein class insiders.
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The fundamental worldview of the US and Israel is that we can go anywhere on earth and kill anyone and that it is inherently illegitimate for anybody to fight back x.com/GuntherEaglema…
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman
🚨 PM Netanyahu just DROPPED a warning. “If you want proof that Iran endangers the ENTIRE WORLD, the last 48 hours have given it.” @TreyYingst
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So, it's reported that Iran fired missiles at Diego Garcia island in Indian Ocean.
But they didn't reach there.
And nobody but the military "saw" them.
Yet off the back of this "incident", suddenly all of Europe is under threat of Iranian missiles.
You see how this works....?
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This as close to a confirmation that Israel fired the missiles that you'll ever get from this weasel.
Al Jazeera English@AJEnglish
NATO Secretary-General Mark Rutte says the alliance “cannot confirm” Israel’s claim that missiles targeting Diego Garcia were Iranian intercontinental ballistic missiles. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/chlkxg
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That is a typical Morton's fork
If Iran cannot fight back, that proves that attacking it was a great idea
If Iran can fight back, that proves that attacking it was necessary & inevitable -> also a great idea
Brandan P. Buck@brandan_buck
"Iran's ability to fight a war is proof that we had to fight the war" is a take for the ages. Real genius level stuff.
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I marked this post for the future as you suggested Elon.
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me trying to explain my feelings to a girl after 17 drinks
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