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Sobrang laff trip itong kuwento kay Harry Roque. From a respected human rights lawyer — naging gatecrasher at tirador na lang ng humba ang fuquingina. Patay gutom pala amputa. BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAK 🤣

Talked to someone yesterday na nasalanta mismo sa Cebu ang pamilya. I genuinely felt sorry forda ferzon until sinabi niya na — "Kaya talaga dapat manalo si Sara sa 2028." E 'di fuquingina mo na lang. Bahala kayo sa mga buhay niyo. Pwe. 🙄

Ang mga nag-aambisyon mag Senador para kay Inday Lustay este Sara Lakwatsera. 👊💚 1. Unahin na natin ang original kain suka queen, Rowena Guanzon. Galit sya sa Duterte dati at sumali pa sa grupo ni Cielo Magno para kwestyunin ang confidential funds ni Sara. Tinawag nyang Fiona pero ngayon gusto mag DuterTwelve. 2. Ikalawa si Cong Meow na mukhang ma-e-expel sa Kongreso soon at hindi na mananalo ulet sa Dasmariñas kaya kelangan mag ibang strategy. Gusto nya magkaron ng Sen Meow para hindi lang SenaDog ang nandun. 3. Ikatlo si tanders Vic Rodriguez na kain suka din dahil sobrang pro Marcos nuon pero dahil nakickout sa Malacañang eh tumakbo pero talo as DuterTen. Laos na laos na pero naniniwala sya sa try and try until you succeed. 4. Pang huli eh ang boy wonder billionaire na si Leandro Leviste. Nangako sya mag deliver ng 12,000 megawatts sa gobyerno pero ang naproduce lang ng kumpanya nya eh mga 120 megawatts. Gusto nya mag Senador kahit na sabay sila tatakbo ni mommy Sen. Loren Legarda sa 2028. Yan ang makulay na mundo ng pulitika — no permanent principles, just permanent interests. 👊 Number one example: Kain Suka Queen Rowena Guanzon. 👑 #DuterteLegacy #ImpeachSaraDuterte #CrimesAgainstHumanity

The world is burning. We are on the brink of financial ruin. And the clown is dancing.

@Think0909 1. Europe is more impacted. 2. The global south is more impacted. 3. Australia and France are running out of fuel. 4. UK bond yeild have gone crazy. Typical arrogant ignorant uneducated MAGA cultist.

He could have chosen a more diplomatic path but he decided to join israel's war and now all of us are in even deeper sht. May gana pang sumayaw ang gago.

@DiscordAddamsX Yas

Athena Dion

@adeptationn @theslaysiandiva @boyfriendingg @kingcatkeyon @stuartsaysstop @suzietoot Thank you Joella, get those nasty beechez

@theslaysiandiva @boyfriendingg @kingcatkeyon @stuartsaysstop @suzietoot oh mother you clocked🖤🖤🖤

disappointed in the outcome tonight yet grateful that my name is involved

@GreenGayYT My heart goes for her. Makes me wanna hug her everytime I see her.

Almost a year since filming, she had all this time to process what happened and move on from it. But re-living it as the episode airs is a whole different monster. I’m sure all the feelings she experienced in that moment came back while at this viewing party. We love you Jane 💚

i feel sick ngl

@macronikki Dapat binabato ng sapatos yan

Si Tatay Digong daw ang nakabagong Jose Rizal. So kailan siya i-firing squad? #DDS 👊🏾💩

@fttm_ph Palitan background music ng "tatay niyo karton" BWAK BWAK BWAK BWAK 🐔

a picture u can hear…

i hate it when the rich tries to act poor and their version of being poor is still rich 😭 DONT PISS ME OFF

Comment ng comment na si Du30 ang "best President" Tapos squatter ka pa rin hanggang ngayon. 🤣🤣🤣

Di daw sya DDS.

@joymayanne @emensrei I say, daserb!

@emensrei Actually… may mga nagmessage sakin. Natanggal sya sa school before bc a student reported him sa admin.

Imagine calling me a bully pero when I read our convo mabait naman ako sayo pero ikaw pala yung hindi mabait sakin. 21 year old harmless boy asking a 15 year old student about sexual stuff

@joymayanne Clock him!