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BLACK DUMPLING™
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BLACK DUMPLING™
@BlackDumpling
Cyberpunk Libertarian Fairy Bard.
The Island of the Moon? Inscrit le Mart 2024
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@Parsonalsecret Communism is the problem we must all confront together.
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@BlackDumpling So many people are gonna fall for blatant ragebait 😭
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"This land is our land."
As an American and thus a member of the only people who qualify as indigenous to the Moon, I offer for consideration the incorporation of the moon as the 51st State, and naming it "Trump".
Further, any Canadian who sets foot on our soil must first submit a Land Acknowledgements statement recognizing Americans as the Lunar First Nation, and respecting our special authority over these, our ancestral lands.
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@BlackDumpling Well this is pretty awesome!
The laugh helped with my cortisol spike!
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MONITORING THE SITUATION OF THE GUY MONITORING THE SUCCESSFUL RESCUE!
Brick Suit@Brick_Suit
MONITORING THE SUCCESSFUL RESCUE!
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@SFPerun Homey not understanding that's exactly how Europe operated for a couple hundred years....
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@BlackDumpling The EU really needs Alaska for it's energy security, especially the Oil. How much for Alaska? Any other oil rich state will do as well
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Predictably the Europeans would prefer to see Americans vaporized first.
The reality is that we want Greenland as nuclear deterrent. Which means building a ton of nuclear silos there. We can't do that if the Danish can just kick us right back out as soon as we're done building them, assuming they gave us permission at all.
So, in response to fifty plus years of massive investment in the safety of Europe we ask to *buy* a part of Denmark that the Danes can't even defend without us in order to protect ourselves from nuclear annihilation.
The Europeans shout "DEATH FIRST!". Meaning a couple hundred million American dead before the Euros would give up an acre of land.
And then they lecture us on loyalty.
The primary reason why neither Russia nor China have deployed nuclear weapons is because of America's. Greenland represents a massive gap in our defenses, and Europe knows this. Wants this.
We'd ask ourselves why, but we already know the answer.
Cav 🦚@OceanicCav
@BlackDumpling @tryingattimes @mamawrench Denmark is the obvious one, They were one of the most pro American European countries.
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@9mmsmg Here's my past 7 days. (not including today). About 30% of that is probably interactions with Japan, but even then I'm still punching well above my weight class.
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New algo is a nightmare. Nothing I do breaks containment. Original posts, short posts, long posts, dulb videos. Every single thing I post fails. Never had it this bad ever.
I don't do engagement scams or anything else. My account is just dead. 2.7m impressions in the last 7 days. Low end before was 10m.
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@Asorbi123 "Stop financing our military or you won't have allies." - Most Gracious European.
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@BlackDumpling Is your logic here that if US leaves NATO, you can start spending less on defense now as you don't have any allies? You might want to double check the logic with that one.
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I mean I wanted to think I had an idea of how lopsided NATO spending was... but... no, you have no idea.
F*ck these people.
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@BlackDumpling If that were true how do you explain having an audience when you stream?
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I go from a 10 to a 7 the moment I open my stupid mouth. It cannot be stressed enough how important a woman sounds is to a man.
♰ Mor@pocketgh0ul
Any men wanna weigh in on this? Have you ever been super attracted to a woman's voice? 🤔
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"Europe plays at being our friend because it needs us but then promptly knifes us in the back and twists it just to hear the sucking sound every chance they get.
It's time to be honest with ourselves. It's not us, it's them, and they've been telling us how much they hate us for decades. It's time we believed them. It's time we acted accordingly."
If this is true it confirms in the worst possible way what we already suspected.
BLACK DUMPLING™@BlackDumpling
It's a truth Americans ignored. We told ourselves hatred from Europe wasn't anything special because everyone hated us. Because there was something about us that deserved it. Deserved contempt, vitriol. But no, truth is Europe hates us because there's something wrong with them. Breaking the language barrier with Japan has made it abundantly clear that Americans aren't beholden to a Europe that constantly stabs us in the back. Counts every single favor as some outsized gift that we should count our blessings to have, considers every debt to us as a matter of just what we owe them for being what we are. Consider every interaction you've had with a European, or even Canadian, where they've treated American-ness like it was some sort of disease, a malady, a "thing" that made you inferior. That you owed them some otherwise unspoken apology for. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. You do. We've all encountered it, sometimes daily. None of it was true of course, but that didn't matter to them. Piggish Americans. Stupid Americans. Buffoonish Americans. For the longest time we've treated Europe like that angry friend who constantly says mean spirited cruel things, but really loves you in the end and will always have your back. When, no, Europe just hates us. Europe plays at being our friend because it needs us but then promptly knifes us in the back and twists it just to hear the sucking sound every chance they get. It's time to be honest with ourselves. It's not us, it's them, and they've been telling us how much they hate us for decades. It's time we believed them. It's time we acted accordingly. None of this applies to Poland. You're cool. Also we like Italy's Prime Minister. She's cool. Żadna z tych rzeczy nie dotyczy Polski. Polska jest spoko. Inoltre, ci piace la Prima Ministra dell’Italia. È cool.
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Yes you do. If you're down for a little abstraction. I mean you're bigger, stronger, faster, smarter, and so much harder to kill. Your reflexes are superior, your hand eye coordination is astonishingly good. In every single way that isn't "birth" you win.
Why? Because the weak, slow, stupid, and frail men were slaughtered. The clumsy were cut down by the dextrous. There's a hundred million ways men have been culled, often in the most brutal ways possible.
Does this sound like a pampered life to you?
Women are soft because we're allowed to be. We're clumsy and slow and giggly and girly because some dude that's straight carved out of wood with nerves so steely you could rope bridges with them was totally down with stabbing a bear that rose up to eleven and a half feet tall in the face with a pointy stick. After he'd just watched the other twenty guys before him try the same damn thing and get their skullmeat eaten.
Gabriel Coleman@Gabe_D_Coleman
@BlackDumpling I wouldnt know. I've only ever been a man, so I have no reference point to compare against.
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@JustinOwens2 Got anything in particular you'd like to share?
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@BlackDumpling I think Appalachian folk lore is every bit as terrifying as old European faerie tales.
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@BlackDumpling Lol, alright. Must be nice to be a woman.
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@BlackDumpling Your cousins dancing people to death or for all eternity in their circles!
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多くの西洋の指導者がブケレを嫌う理由は、彼が犯罪や社会の衰退は避けられないものではないことを証明したからです。それは弱い指導者たちによる意図的な選択なのです。
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Ooh, I've got a fun story. So, it is a long-running gag with my friends and me that every time I log into a game we're playing, it begins to rain in-game. Almost without fail. Sometimes it starts raining before they realize I'm logging into the server. "Oh, it's raining, Pip must be joining." It doesn't matter what game it is. As long as there is weather. We'll, I have a friend that teaches Japanese/English and when she was teaching in Japan, she started talking about her gaming experience and she told them about me. Apparently there is Japanese myth about a rain woman (Ameonna) and they think I'm jinxed digitally.
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@Gabe_D_Coleman Well, that's one of the benefits of being a ten. I don't have to worry about being attractive to men in general.
So, I mean, I guess that problem resolved itself. See? One less thing to worry about! How cool is that?
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I'd say men in general. It just comes off as narcissistic. Obviously there's dudes that either don't care, or will pretend not to care, but narcissism (even unintentional) is just as cringe as fake humility. Fuck, I sound like an incel foid even trying to explain this. Its just my initial thought on seeing a woman claim to be a 10 is that its either a thirst trap or a plea for validation. Again, not saying thats what you're doing, just how it comes off.
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