michael michaus

I hate when you get too fucked up from drinkin & then you cant drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died

High School: "oh look it's 10 PM, I gotta go to bed soon." College: "oh look it's already 2 AM, maybe I should eat dinner."

Don’t let anyone’s ignorance, hate, drama, or negativity stop you from being the best person you can be.

If I ever get back the money I've spent on food 😂😂

Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message!