amelia

I heard my toast spring up in the kitchen like 15 minutes ago but I don’t care. I just don’t care. Fuck that piece of toast. And fuck my life

They should actually teach this in biz school

yap his ears off while he’s showering

what if instead of x it was called twitter and instead of posts they were tweets

KEL’EL WARE GOES 15TH OVERALL TO THE MIAMI HEAT. 🔥🔥🔥 #IUBB

ur honor that bitch is a weirdo

“no rush but im ready to dip whenever u are”

once my sister tell me i’m not wrong idgaf what nobody else gotta say

baby I’m not flirting w you, I’m just kind & have personality

"liked your story" how about you start liking me

So he still hasn’t asked you to be his Easter Egg? Shame. Do better sis.

do you ever get a headache so bad that you kind of understand why people 6,000 years ago saw merit in the idea of drilling holes in their skulls

imagine ur card declines at therapy n they bring out ur kik messages from ur preteen years

you let men into your life and suddenly you’re in a bad mood for no reason

having a different opinion than your dad as a teenage girl