Marshall Spradling

This aged well.

DEAR GOD THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN 80S WHORE HOUSE 😬

.@realDonaldTrump, laughingstock of the world.

1,600 violent insurrectionists (AKA: “tourists”) get pardoned. Seashell art leads to an indictment. And the convicted felon/adjudicated rapist/pedophile behind it all stamps his fucking face on your passport. “Beacon of Democracy” my ass. Trump’s America is a shithole.

ACCURATE.

You voted for a convicted felon

The White House now looks like white trash FYI the next president needs to have a public burning of all this garbage

Hey @DAGToddBlanche, while you are at it, a few years ago during the last Presidential campaign, this threatening post about President Biden was made. I believe you can find this dangerous and demented lunatic at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Fuck Trump.

Came across this beautiful rock art on the beach.

@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar You are a global laughingstock because you’re such a fucking douche.

I was walking on the beach when I came across this naturally occurring shell formation. Hope I don’t get sued for it. 🐚 Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

I mean, I'm not an expert on dictators or anything but...

Washed up LOSER Kid Rock briefing military leaders on the Strait of Hormuz. The Trump regime isn’t serious. The Trump regime is a fucking dysfunctional circus of assorted MAGA freaks and geeks.

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

8647. I mean it in the same way James Comey did.

Hey tough guy, remember when you fell like a sack of shit as security ushered you out of the WHCD event a couple of days ago? Nobody takes you seriously, you fat fuck.

So let me get this straight: in Trump’s America, a guy can post a picture of seashells that spell out "8647” and get indicted for threatening, while a guy who fires a bullet in the head of a protester at point blank range gets a pass? What a fucked up country.