trish

The last look at my bed before leaving for work

get me to God’s country

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable😭

WAIT

9 hour flight

Just picked up my emotional support animal.

can i come over and do this

took too many hits of the pen stiller now I’m spending a night at the museum

just make a decision. you’ll figure it out just move, now. 🤎

when I get a “wait can I be mean for a second?” text

Kendrick Lamar has been calling Drake a pedophile to progressively larger audiences for 7 straight months

‘SAY DRAKE’

not romantic not platonic but cosmically intertwined across every universe

Friendsgiving? Yes my friends do be givinggg

me being a supportive friend listening to my friend say the most insane shit I’ve ever heard in my life

rolie polie olie ass pot

Me looking at the invisible camera when I gotta experience stupid shii

You’re telling me a crab gooned in this rag

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times