Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

My 1SG is looking to sell morale shirts for our unit. The goal is not to turn a profit, but to raise money for junior Enlisted to attend our ball in the coming years. Looking for an online shop that’s military friendly and won’t make achieving the end goal impossible.

@s6_37f @STEAKandLEGGS69 Pickles are poison. 😂

@STEAKandLEGGS69 Hey @AverageSizeAndy

I have stumbled into a weird part of twitter

@AugustLemons No no 😂

@AverageSizeAndy Tell me

Has anyone done anything they regret this year so far?

@WoldenAnita He’s a good pup! Awesome about work tonight! I just saw your post. Always nice when the time off starts early.

@AverageSizeAndy I love hims 🥰

Gizmo is starting a Cult and the only rule is you have to pet him. He told me to spread the word.

@drsuffy I wish I wasn’t allergic to cats. They are so damn cute.

She's a snuggler and went from spicy AF (clawed and bit tf out of my hand) to now this little purr monster

@Tooth_Chipper He has me blocked too! 😂

Apparently the butt hurts also. Who even is this dude? 🤣

@G_T_III @X9_redux LMAO!!!! 😂😂😂😂

@AverageSizeAndy @X9_redux When preparing for battle, do so with an open kimono. Allow your enemy to see you have no dick hole in your underwear and he will think you pee sitting down. His surprise at being ass raped and skull fucked after you defeat him will be much more enjoyable. Sun Tzu, probably

I have enlisted in Wood Cult. I look forward to the Forever War.

@AugustLemons 😂😂😂😂

@AverageSizeAndy I did 🤪 x.com/augustlemons/s…

That one milbro guy is using ai to write his posts and it’s starting to get a tad disappointing how bad yall are eating his shit up 😂

@G_T_III @X9_redux It’s an advanced distraction technique. Totally makes sense. Sun Tzu wrote about it

@AverageSizeAndy Hope you like your new cult uniform from @X9_redux. It’s a pair of red briefs with no dick hole.

@OfLegion25150 Welcome!

@AverageSizeAndy I'm in

@vetdb78 😂😂😂😂

@AverageSizeAndy Sold. All hail Andrew.

@Tooth_Chipper @EODHappyCaptain DMs are always open brother!

@AverageSizeAndy @EODHappyCaptain I will be happy to share the run of it in DM but not here.

Traveling is cool and all, but there is nothing like being back in your own bed.

@vetdb78 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Join The Wood Cult. I’ll cover the beer.

@AverageSizeAndy Wait!!!I fixin to start my own cult. It’s gonna be “I ain’t that bad cult”. Cause I ain’t that bad and I could use some beer money.

@Tooth_Chipper @EODHappyCaptain 100% glad you’re back home. Hopefully it wasn’t too rough.

@AverageSizeAndy @EODHappyCaptain Back home after a rough month. It's wonderful just to be on my own couch for now with free access to wifi and the other mundane shit.

@The_Adamus_Rex That is fucking hilarious. 😂

@AverageSizeAndy Oh course it helps that I posess yhe knowledge and tools to make any riding mower do interstate speeds. And yes I have taken mone out on the interstate before. The Virginia state troopers were less than impressed...

@meganjewells Let me know how it is! GN!

Gonna rent Hokum and make some Cajun pasta. 10/10 monday night 🌙

@The_Adamus_Rex We will not be deterred! We’re gonna win!

@AverageSizeAndy It's all fun and games until the armored column of riding lawnmowers shows up....

@DyerD0116 Up and down, or left to right?

😘🖕👍😞😏😭 um, am I ok

@61dartman Welcome!!!

@AverageSizeAndy I’m in!!