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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

Your 5’9” 92Y. Opinions are my own. If you take me serious, that’s on you. Not here for politics. I’m not an MD, or ESQ….. Part-time underwear model.

Upstate, NY शामिल हुए Şubat 2011
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ@AverageSizeAndy·
My 1SG is looking to sell morale shirts for our unit. The goal is not to turn a profit, but to raise money for junior Enlisted to attend our ball in the coming years. Looking for an online shop that’s military friendly and won’t make achieving the end goal impossible.
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August 🌺 Marie@AugustLemons·
Has anyone done anything they regret this year so far?
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@WoldenAnita He’s a good pup! Awesome about work tonight! I just saw your post. Always nice when the time off starts early.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ@AverageSizeAndy·
Gizmo is starting a Cult and the only rule is you have to pet him. He told me to spread the word.
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Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
Apparently the butt hurts also. Who even is this dude? 🤣
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bourbonius amantis@G_T_III·
@AverageSizeAndy @X9_redux When preparing for battle, do so with an open kimono. Allow your enemy to see you have no dick hole in your underwear and he will think you pee sitting down. His surprise at being ass raped and skull fucked after you defeat him will be much more enjoyable. Sun Tzu, probably
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August 🌺 Marie
August 🌺 Marie@AugustLemons·
That one milbro guy is using ai to write his posts and it’s starting to get a tad disappointing how bad yall are eating his shit up 😂
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Happy Captain
Happy Captain@EODHappyCaptain·
Traveling is cool and all, but there is nothing like being back in your own bed.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ@AverageSizeAndy·
@vetdb78 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Join The Wood Cult. I’ll cover the beer.
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SFC dean bruce (Ret)
@AverageSizeAndy Wait!!!I fixin to start my own cult. It’s gonna be “I ain’t that bad cult”. Cause I ain’t that bad and I could use some beer money.
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Adam Harris
Adam Harris@The_Adamus_Rex·
@AverageSizeAndy Oh course it helps that I posess yhe knowledge and tools to make any riding mower do interstate speeds. And yes I have taken mone out on the interstate before. The Virginia state troopers were less than impressed...
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M E G.@meganjewells·
Gonna rent Hokum and make some Cajun pasta. 10/10 monday night 🌙
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@AverageSizeAndy It's all fun and games until the armored column of riding lawnmowers shows up....
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