Thulani

JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified? ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday? ME: ... JESUS: tragic Friday? ME: ... JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED

do you think the twelve apostles were friends or was it more of a coworker situation.

Real champions would’ve burst that yellow ballon long ago

We still have two full days of no work untouched. 🤭

Not sure why Liverpool fans are upset you been cheering for Man City all season.

Ke Saturday gape?! Yoh mo South Africa go monate 😭❤️

🗓️ 14 YEARS AGO TODAY 🗓️ ScHoolboy Q — Hands On The Wheel (feat. A$AP Rocky)

Eh I just woke up from a nap ba mpotsa taba ya Jeso. Ga ya ntshwara shapo niks. Ke hloka drink 💔

april 3, friday...

14 years ago today, @chancetherapper released his debut mixtape ‘10 Day.’ He wrote the first draft of the project during a school suspension his senior year of high school for smoking weed.

14 years is a really really long time. Thank you Nolis, Brandon Breaux, CNTRBND, L Boogie, tom, Nico Segal, Peter CottonTale, Vic, Sulaiman, Lili K, Such N Such, Talent, Alex Wiley, Caleb my Dad and everyone else who helped me create this. Donald Glover took me on my first tour a month after this and changed everything. Thankful for every step that came after this. Happy anniversary 10 Day

Iranian Foreign Minister: Bridges can be rebuilt, but the opportunity to discipline America will not be repeated.

Oliver gotta go back to the G-league. We are NOT ready for Thragg

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

17 years ago, New Boyz released 'You're a Jerk'

They tried again and they failed again. No, I’m not talking about the decades of repeatedly failed genocidal attempts to wipe out the Palestinians, but rather the ludicrous and pathetic attempts by FSV Mainz 05 to yet again appeal against their loss of my case in the German courts only to lose again. Today, the German courts dismissed the latest appeal from FSV Mainz 05 which affirms the earlier judgment ensuring justice was served with my resounding victory. Time for the deluded decision makers at FSV Mainz 05 to give it a rest and pay up the remainder of my contract. Worthy causes supporting the children of Gaza await. That should give some solace to the executive team at FSV Mainz 05. Free Palestine

5% chance, 95% faith 🙏🏾