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@waitrose Jan needs an apology, we all need an apology! @JanMolby @milocomedy #troyhawke #greetersguild #whatwouldjanmolbydo Roy?..stick a T on that 🥴

@Tesco I'd like to discuss your bakery product, "pack of 4 Blueberry Muffins." I'm concerned about the non existing jam experience within the muffin, if you added jam this would escalate the experience from a 5 to a 10 in one swift jammy swoop. #jam #Bringthejam #jammy #muffin

@AmericanAir How boring, you yanks sure do know how to piss on a party! Well at least I got some good stories to tell when I get to the bar later 🍻

@CaptainShmit For the safety and well being of everyone, main cabin alcohol service is still temporarily suspended.

@AmericanAir WORST service on the planet! JFK/Heathrow both a shambles, the staff are under-trained, unapproachable, rude, no care whatsoever that customers are missing flights?! The poor system is defo in place purposely to delay you. #moneymaking #disgusting #poorservice

@adamss_9 @AmericanAir Careful not to choke whilst you're sucking up all of lifes fun 🤣😭😭 And luckily its 4 hours not a day! #phew 👌🥂🍾

@CaptainShmit @AmericanAir YAAAWN. First World Problems.🥱🥱🥱 Also, in-flight “shopping” has been gone from US-based airlines for a while now. You’ll survive if you go without alcohol for a day, I promise. 😘

@AmericanAir Can I ask what the non-alcohol thing is all about? The 8 hour flight to America consisted only of cans and cheap wine also not even an in-flight mag to purchase anything!? Now 4hours to cancun and I can't even get a cheap wine or a can!? #shambles #whatistheworldcomingto?!

@CaptainShmit Great service is what we want to be known for and we're very sorry for your disappointment with what occurred.

#SeriousQuestion Who pays for the clothes the PM wears? What happens to them once he changes? (I am sure that he hasn't repeated any outfit since 2014).

@mrosex18 Interested!

@LemmyLee6 @DHorg1 Interested dm me please

@JimWare58 @mikeep6 @British_Airways Nope all was perfect, thanks everyone ! ☀️🙌🍾🥂

@CaptainShmit @mikeep6 @British_Airways It’s 6 months check the government website

@British_Airways can i fly with 3 months valid passport to lanzarote or will i be turned away?

@mikeep6 @British_Airways Update, all was fine!

@CaptainShmit @British_Airways Good luck then.

@ziggysykes @TUIUK I'm being told by the airline that aslong as i have 3 months valid from my return date then that is fine 😬

@TUIUK can i fly to lanzarote with 3 months valid passport or will i be turned away?

@mikeep6 @British_Airways Third party nationals require a minimum of 3 months validity on travel documents less then 10 years old is what i am being told 😬

@CaptainShmit @British_Airways So 6 months it was then.

@mikeep6 @British_Airways I called easy jet and they said 3 months valid from the time i arrive back is fine, not sure why they said this

@CaptainShmit @British_Airways Since Brexit you need 6 months on a passport

@Ryanair can i fly with 3 months valid passport to lanzarote?

@Ryanair i was told i only need 3 months on my passport to visit lanzarote, your app is suggesting 6 months. Please confirm? I will have 3 months valid from when i return.