Just a guy, trying to make it through the BS.

@zakisolja We need to bring back public square hangings for people found guilty of crimes like this. You get your day in court, then you hang at dawn....

BREAKING🚨: Two Venezuelan men have been arrested and charged with killing 12-year-old Jocelyn Nungary. Her lifeless body was found in a creek in Houston, and she had been strangled to death. Tragic.

Went to the Eagle Pass border crossing to see what’s really going on

I’m embarrassed that I ever supported the Teacher’s Union. This is Soviet/China style communist authoritarian bullsh#t. EVERY MEMBER OF THIS SCHOOL BOARD NEEDS TO BE RECALLED!

@grantstern Imagine not knowing that the airports are all under the US department of Transportation.

Imagine how PISSED OFF Republicans would be at Ron DeSantis right now... If his name was PETE BUTTIGIEG.

@catturd2 But what if you are trying to impress???

Things you should never talk about on a 1st date. 1) Your ex boyfriend 2) Your ex girlfriend 3) politics 4) How your company Pfizer manipulated viruses to make billions.

@catturd2 Congratulations. Too bad they couldn't get your handle correct...

I can't believe they mentioned me on SNL. 😂

@GioBruno1600 The wish catalog for 2023 has arrived...

@shannoncoulter Nothing shows strength and courage like a strongly worded letter..

Just emailed the head of safety at Apple and Google respectively to ask if their app stores will continue to carry the Twitter app now that Elon Musk has reinstated Donald Trump

@elonmusk Why? The api should present the app with only what it needs, aldo running an api thru a bunch of 'frameworks' is a costly endeavor..

Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!

@jimmy_dore @jimmy_dore Hello its not a garage but a lair... I forgive you as it appears you are new to the whole "world domination" thing...

I CONFESS!! Right after I blew up the Nordstream pipeline , I engineered an attack on Pelosi’s Husband. Yes, I’m VERY POWERFUL! I’m surprised the establishment doesn’t try being nicer to me, since I’m controlling most things from my garage.

@ScottAdamsSays Look at how Alan Dershowitz has been treated..

Democrats don't understand why top lawyers might not want to represent Trump. Answer: Democrats

@elonmusk Without Moms none of us would be here..

Being a Mom is just as important as any career

@hodgetwins Tryin'to get some Street Cred....

Why are Democrats faking being arrested? Embarrassing 🤣

@GiancarloSopo @NFL The ño futbol league.... There you go, the NFL is now latinx'd

@shoe0nhead "They always eat their own..." Now that saying finally makes sense...

i regret to inform you the fat community is in shambles

@LeahRemini Awesome..

Going to college for the first time at 51 after living most of my life in a cult and only having an 8th grade education hasn't been easy. But I took my first NYU final exams this week and I'm glad I decided to educate myself. It's never too late. It's tough, but it's worth it.

@GiancarloSopo @BillyCorben Who knew that listening to Alvarez Guedes would one day guide you through the difficult journey of explaining how a P**ga, is not a Pi**a. Bro we were trans this whole time and we didn't even notice... De Pi**a!!!

Morning, y'all! I began my day by explaining the nuances of Cuban slang — specifically, the word comep***a — to Miami local reporters who were misled by @BillyCorben into believing it is a "homophobic" expletive. Free advice: never listen to Billy Corben. How's your day going?

@GiancarloSopo @SuarezMiami Its a ParkX, its prefered pronouns are Country and Club.

@TimCastGang Cowbell. Every song could use a little more cowbell...

What’s the most underrated rock band instrument? I think it’s the keyboard.

@GiancarloSopo Wondering how it's made? Is it milked, squeezed, or pureed?

So, here’s one drink I won’t be having.