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I’m sorry UNC was up 19???

First real SEC shocker of the day- did not have Texas beating up on BYU on my bingo board

Tournament over. Sports are the worst. Just no point in even caring anymore

HIGH POINT! BIG CAT IS IN SHAMBLES I LOVE THIS TOURNAMENT SO FUCKING MUCH.

Vandy???

Not being able to link your Paramount+ or HBO Max accounts to the March Madness app is happy fun la la la

Today and tomorrow are the two best days of the year. I am ready for whatever the March Gods may bring us.

Every great March Cinderella has that one white dude who can’t miss. I feel like having to play an entire team of those guys might not bode well for the Vols?

The whole country is going to wake up tomorrow and find out that they missed Charles Barkley telling a national TV audience that there was “nowhere he’d rather be, excluding casinos” during the final possession of a tie game in the NCAA Tournament. What a night 😭

THE SEC IS ABOVE .500 IN NCAA TOURNAMENT PLAY KARL RAVECH IS IN SHAMBLES

TRAMON MARK SAYS IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY IN MARCH FOR ONIONS

MARCH

Uhh Texas wyd buddy

This broadcast is genuinely hysterical we might as well be listening to a Barkley and Dickie V podcast. Wish Bill Walton could’ve been part of this.

This game is tangible proof that anybody who wants to expand the NCAA tournament has an IQ of under 75

Garrett Shitlock

BRYCE HARPER OH MY GOD I JUST FREEDOM’D ALL OVER THE PLACE ITS EVERYWHERE FUCK WHAT DO I DO

If you put Mark DeRosa’s brain in a dog it would moo

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