Bryce

the ADHD urge to use parentheses in every sentence (because every thought comes with bonus thoughts (and those have bonus thoughts too))

What the fuck

But I thought Mamdani ruined NY

This should be making international headlines. Every alarm bell known to mankind should be ringing. This is dangerous and genuinely catastrophic

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

Yes, the famously over-funded NPS

Alsobrooks: You said that if you could, you would send every black kid to live on farms and work. RFK JR: I would have to hear that recording. I have no memory of saying anything like that. Alsobrooks: I actually have the recording. It is absolutely what you said.

The Top 10 Players in NBA History: 1. LeBron —GAP— 2. MJ 3. Kareem 4. Bill Russell 5. Magic 6. Bird 7. Steph 8. Kobe 9. KD 10. Wilt

Lebron James post partido: “Realmente extraño a mis muchachos (Luka y Austin). Ya estoy viejo para estas corridas, pero es bueno demostrarle a los haters que tengo combustible en el tanque”. Viejo querido, no te retires nunca 🥹💛💜

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

i hope this email kills us both instantly

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

5 years ago, Democrats introduced a bill to ban gerrymandering in every state nationwide. Every single Republican voted against it.

“Tried a liberal version but it didn't work” “Democrats know that it’s AI slop ... The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people ... super dumb people. And they fall for it" LMAO

This happened in Washington DC. If you don’t see a problem with this, you are part of the problem. Both MPD and Undercover Agents in Unmarked Cars jumped out on Jamari Khalif in broad daylight 10 deep for no reason. This shouldn’t be the norm in America……but it is smh

Mother in ICE custody asks to go to son's funeral—agents took her to a "punishment room" instead. "They took my clothes and left me all alone with a single blanket," she says. "That is how they punish me for having cried after telling me my son had died." Her 1-year-old baby was still breastfeeding—when ICE separated him from mother along with her other 3 children. She had already lost a son to cancer in 2020—and says the only immigration check-in she ever missed was to take care of him on his deathbed. María de la Luz Loredo is afraid to cry or show any emotion now that she is back in her regular cell—for fear of being punished again. She is locked up at the El Valle ICE Processing Center in Raymondville, Texas.

Yea we joke about the double standard in the media, but this is legitimately insane.

The loudest in Mariners history might have to be the Eugenio Suarez grand slam in game 5 of the ALCS. Electric. ⚡️

LEBRON JAMES OH MY GOODNESS!!!

Throw Some D's - Rich Boy & Polow Da Don (2006) 🔥🔥 Produced by Butta & Polow da Don