Fabulous Qing🌻🌍🎀🔥

🚨THE WORLD CUP KICKS OFF IN 3 DAYS! 🚨 The First Match is 🇲🇽 Mexico vs South Africa 🇿🇦 What's your prediction for this opening match? 👇🔥⚽🇲🇽🇿🇦 #WorldCup2026 #MEXvRSA #FIFAWorldCup #WC2026

This #osimhen and #Chukwueze's throwback is killing me😂. Bro is a walking comedy😭😅

How many parents are guilty of this😅😂? It feels illegal but it's not, trust me...

@SauceKiki This looks delicious.

Even if you don’t like macaroni, you’ll love this recipe 👌🏾

@Varticoo I need football Twitter friends

Mark attendance if you need Football Twitter Friends

@elonmusk 'Enough' is a complete sentence.

Enough.

Your husband's concern is understandable because your rule assumes risk solely because he's male and trust me, you are sending the wrong message to your daughter. Children learn trust from what they observe. If a daughter grows up seeing her father excluded from normal caregiving, she may internalize that fathers are inherently unsafe.

I was having a zoom meeting when my daughter screamed. I have to pause to check on her. Apparently my husband wanted bathing her because I was busy. She have just returned from school. I shot both of them a daring glance and the house went quiet. My husband has been moody all day because I made a law never to bath any female child in our house. He said I am making him a threat to his kids. Is there a better way to explain my reasons to him because I don't know how to start.

@winexviv A boot camp will be a great idea.

I’ve been thinking: what can we do to keep our children in the South East busy during the long vacation, so that social media, games, addictions, etc., don’t capture their minds? What do you think?

@dimvji The urge will soon become reality

the urge to move abroad and never come back

@davido Stop promoting him. Tell him to go reconcile with his brother.

Can’t lie that new Mr p lowkey 🔥

@FabrizioRomano Congratulations Perez of Madrid

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Florentino Pérez, re-elected as Real Madrid president. “It’s a beautiful day for me and for all Madridistas”.

@sheisafairyyy What is worse than more humbling when you see they reacted with thumbs up 👍?!

There’s nothing more humbling than rereading a message you sent while emotional.😂😂

@supuypweza @JohnAsiimwe7 You're right. I am Karma's Customer service Representative.

Karma won't do everything. Learn to insult people sometimes.

@lawrencekitema Can someone make a large bill board of this tweet for each bustop in Nigeria?

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

@dimvji Isolation doesn’t fix things, it just stops them from arguing back.

fortunately my favorite coping mechanism is isolation, so yeah i won’t bother you

@softboywin Some do actually

why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

@abazwhyllzz @AdeHimSef The emotional flashback is too real 😭. Mak they no try am for 2030. Blood go flow...

Anytime I’m watching World Cup matches I’ll just be cursing Finidi George

@YKoluwaseun9 @EmekaAu57699530 Monaco no be NYSC posting, relax

if you no dey Monaco with us like this, you never serious with life.

@joy_ciana @ElsienotElisee Exactly...you should consider turning your prompts into an e-book.

@FPresty @ElsienotElisee DYG???? I sometimes do designs with chatGPT when I'm in a fix and people can hardly tell..

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

@artfuIchaos The less you explain, the more they imagine.

People will deadass think you’re secretive before thinking it’s none of their damn business.

@fvckfemi_ That's the coldest revenge anyway.

i don't do revenge but watch me completely ignore your entire existence