Hamzza 23

Dear God, this is the month I told you about.

Kwakwanso Was Expecting All The Reps To Join Him In ADC Ganduje Said Not On My Watch. Man Took All 8

Before and now The school project still continue God you’re grate 👏🏽 #SaloneX

If you can’t be great in your imagination, how will you be great in real life.

upgrade your appearance. become harder to reach. cut off negative people. enjoy alone time. trust nobody. get money. stay fly. end.

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We go again!

I miss skipping class skipping work is way too serious

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

Only you have sent women random 5M before, changed phones for babes, bought wigs and cleared different carts worth millions, and you’re just in your 20s/early 30s. These babes aren’t even your serious babe. Sugar daddy before 45? Pity your mom, you this fooIish boy!

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things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

Who join cult get peace of mind pass who dey date broke woman.

What part of my lifestyle makes a perfume seller think she can bag me??😭😂

On my birthday, my girlfriend didn’t plan anything because she was broke. So I took my guys out to have the time of my life. Her brokeness will not stop me from enjoying my birthday.

A woman must have a car and an apartment before thinking of dating.

If you want to take a fine boy out on a date, please come prepared. This is not a charity organization. First, you’ll need to sponsor his outfit. A fine boy cannot be appearing in last week’s drip, he has standards. Next, pay his barber because the fade won’t cut itself. After that, arrange pickup from his house. Transportation is part of the romance. Remember, this is a fine boy we are talking about. The competition is intense. Applications are plenty. So if you’re not ready to invest, kindly step aside and allow serious contenders to proceed. These are simply the bare minimum requirements. I have spoken.

You have to be okay with telling women NO without feeling bad about it. Women ask for stvpid things a lot and only you knows your pocket, only you knows if she’s deserving or not. Learn to say NO without feeling bad about it. It’s your money, not hers.

The one JAŸ-Z quote that stood out to me in his new GQ interview “I just see the world for what it is, not for what I want it to be. I’m a realist. It’s not idealistic. People speak about the world how they want to see it. You’re never going to win like that.”

I have learnt things from Shawn Carter that makes me feel like he's been mentoring me since King's College, Lagos. And we've never met physically. Amidst everything, he stays towering above it all. I am just glad the interviewer didn't consider some people worthy of even an insinuation let alone a question. No Losers' Zone. JAŸ-Z by Shawn Carter gq.com/story/jay-z-co…