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@WhiteHouse If you have all the cards and you’re playing Uno, you’re losing you fucking moron.
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DONALD TRUMP IS THE MOST WELL-READ PERSON IN THE ROOM? WHO ELSE IS IN THAT ROOM? TWO ROCKS, A JELLY DONUT, AND LEAVITT?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."
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This is the biggest reform to our Parliament in a generation. 🇬🇧
This morning, the 700-year-old system of hereditary membership in the House of Lords was abolished. Membership is now earned through public service and merit, not granted by an inheritance. ✅
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@SuellaBraverman What she means by ‘last chance’ is Reform UK are the last chance failed Tories like her have at a career.
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Farage has announced his Shadow Cabinet, with no Health Secretary.
Presumably because if he becomes Prime Minister, there’ll be no NHS.
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Jim Ratcliffe has my full support. Anyone who lies about population figures, claims £120m in public money for his own company after paying no UK tax at all, while immigrants pay at least £15bn is my kind of guy!
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Jenrick is a fraud. I’ve alway thought so, this quote proves it.
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I have no evidence to back this up, but they all have artificial lawns.
PNF 🌚@PotnoodIefringe
Pick your final boss
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Praised Israel’s use of US weapons: “You used them very well.”
Green‑lit strikes on Iran
Sides with Russian aggressor
Threatens military action in Venezuela
Hints at “taking” Greenland
Deploys national guard on own people
…wins FIFA peace prize.
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
FIFA World Cup draw delayed as Gianni Infantino’s tongue remains lodged in Donald Trump’s arsehole.
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Daisy Cooper, "In 2017 there was not a single asylum seeker that arrived on a boat"
"Today we have 46,000 a year"
"And do you know why?"
"Brexit"
"Pushed through by Boris Johnson and championed by Nigel Farage"
*audience erupts in applause" #BBCQT
"Nigel Farage should be here to night apologising to the British people"
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The biggest hypocrite in the UK!
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Alf Garnet was parody.
Bit too subtle for people that thought he was right.
LBC@LBC
'Homophobia! It Ain't Half Hot Mum? What about Alf Garnett?' Nigel Farage accuses the BBC of racism and homophobia after being questioned on alleged comments he made at school.
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I'd have a lot more truck with the doom laden headlines this morning in the right wing rags, if they hadn't all jizzed with glee over their front pages that day after Kwarteng shit sprayed people's pension funds into oblivion.
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