On Comedy Writing

Would Trump and Biden be interested in debating on a special episode of On Comedy Writing?

Genius Auditions is this Wednesday 9:30pm at @PackTheater, hosted by me and @mgoldenberg666, with @johnnypemberton, @ginnyhogan_ , and @thatjoshuakid!

Big Brains Worldwide has just announced the performers auditioning for the genius grant at Wednesday's GENIUS AUDITIONS at 9:30pm at @PackTheater — @JohnMilhiser, @ginnyhogan_, and @thatjoshuakid! Who will walk away with the grand prize of $73 in parking credit at The Grove?

three saddest words in the english language

@mgoldenberg666 @PackTheater Official Big Brains Worldwide member Ken Bone approves

Hosting a show with @mgoldenberg666 at @PackTheater where we find the biggest, juiciest geniuses! 1/22 @ 9:30pm

FIND YOUR FUNNY IN 2020! Back By Popular Demand: It's The Pack's 8 Week Character Workshop With @JohnMilhiser ! (SNL, Greener Grass, Ghostbusters... the list is long yo) Classes Start Sat., Jan. 11th. Payment Plans Available. #onlyatthepack

congratulations to my father

all the european kids with the uncirc’d dicks better grow, better grow faster than your foreskin

The cool thing about this website is that we can all speculate on the color of the Joker’s piss. Me? I think it’s burnt orange. You? Maybe dark yellow. That’s the beauty of this website.

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I went to a midnight screening of the joker dressed as the mask and got my ass beat

Trying to have a bromance but with a girl

Applying for a bunch of jobs, so I’m cleaning up my social media. Employers, this is the type of stuff I like to tweet! Sleep and I broke up a few nights ago. I’m dating Coffee now. She’s Hot!

the few. the proud. the twisted.