Scott

There is no business idea that hasn’t crossed my mind… am even thinking of opening a new country 😭😭

A Turkish proverb says, “If a father bathes his children, both will laugh, and if a son bathes his father, both will cry.” Such is the painful beauty of life, where love comes full circle with time.

The camel drinks both fresh and salt water. It can even drink water from the Dead Sea and nothing will happen to it. This is because the camel's kidneys filter the water: they separate it from the salt and turn it into fresh water suitable for drinking. The camel also eats thorns and they do not harm its stomach or intestines because its saliva dissolves the thorns like acid. The camel has two eyelids: one is thin and transparent, the other thick and fleshy. When a sandstorm starts in the desert, it closes its transparent eyelid to prevent sand from getting into its eyes. A camel can also change its body temperature: if it is cold its temperature increases, if it is hot in the hot desert its body temperature decreases. The qualities that this beautiful little animal possesses are impressive.

British people wont say you eat too much. They will say, "you like your food yeah" 😂😂😂😂

why are rats always running... i have never seen a walking rat

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow!

Cardio changes your endurance. Lifting changes your body. Diet changes your weight. All three together change your life.

"you're so good at golf" Me in primary:

Me: Nkugambye Sagala Hawker: Jino emicungwa gikakanya obusungu

First man in history to build a transparent house 😂

Me to my mom after she removed the PS5 i put in my sister's brideprice list

I don't know why African parents are quick to notice a pregnant child but not a depressed child

My English is perfect when I speak it silently in my head. Once I open my mouth, it didn’t could 😭😭.

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If a developer says: I’ll fix it in 1 hour. Just believe them. No need to send a follow-up in every 3 hours.

So, we’re living on a ball that is made up of about 70% water on its surface, hanging in the middle of nothing, yet it keeps rotating by itself and the water doesn’t spill, and we don’t fall off?????

A Turkish proverb says, “If a father bathes his children, both will laugh, and if a son bathes his father, both will cry.” Such is the painful beauty of life, where love comes full circle with time.

Doctor: You had an appointment yesterday, why didn't you come? Me: I was sick Doctor:

After 4 yrs of Computer Science engineering, I'm thrilled to announce completion of my first website

i can tell u 20 different stories while TRYING to tell u literally ONE