Slothtastical

quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia

low key fell off

if these two guys fused it would form Benjamin Netanyahu

I was trying to figure out what I'm looking at here but I realize it's really none of my business. Carry on. Play ball.

TSA: GET TO THE AIRPORT 4 HOURS BEFORE YOUR FLIGHT My Dad: that’s ridiculous why would you cut it so close like that

Slow walkers are so funny dude just kill yourself at that point

the fool

Who made more of an impact?

i ♥️ watercolour

Plague Inc news banners when you're about to lose

This is fantastic news: Trader Joe’s just raised their parking lot speed limit to 70 mph! No longer will we have to limit ourselves to cruising their parking lots at barely 50—we can finally go as fast as we need to. This just made grocery shopping 100x better!

Charlie Kirk’s soul hiding amongst the thousands of Kirk miis on tomadachi life’s servers

asi m siento en los grupos donde todos hablan y yo solo leo las conversaciones

yo contandole todo lo q m pasa a la unica persona q m soporta

dying in a freak build a bear accident

you’re the only one that gets me sentient hot dog