Theresa

what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if - Anxiety

and you better have auto deposit on so I don’t have to make a fuckass security question

Women know it’s not ALL men. The issue is we don’t know WHICH men.

One thing about Canada is u can never put ur winter jacket away

Mandatory

HAPPY GRAND DEFROSTING TO ALL THAT CELEBRATE

Rip Leonard cohen u would have loved today

Marlene cooked with this one.

Today is going to be a great day!

eating chia seeds for the first time and secretly hoping I grow a chia pet inside

This is it. This. Right here...

Canadians drink water from any tap, even taps in the washroom……..

gaps in Canadian relationships: - iced capp gap (milk vs. chocolate milk) - french gap (voyons donc, t'sais vs. je suis...um...bonjour?) - thermostat gap (shorts in january vs. space heater in july) - levy gap (eugene vs. dan) - leafs gap (true believer vs. thinks they're evil) - heritage minute gap (burnt toast vs. invention of basketball)

@ItIsMsJillyBean Happy Birthday!

This is 45. Gross.

yall know im canada down

books are my favorite form of disappearing

I wish a woodchuck would

iced coffee really puts you in the mood for anything. need to run errands? drink iced coffee. having a bad day? drink iced coffee. have chores to do? drink iced coffee. need to rob a bank? drink iced coffee. wanna conquer the world? drink iced coffee.

today and always ❤️🏳️‍⚧️