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This #StanleyCup commercial is on the Mt. Rushmore of sports TV campaigns with: This is Sportscenter Nike’s Chicks Dig the Long Ball Bird vs. Jordan: McDonald’s Duel

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

My handwriting depends on the pen I'm using

Finding the best tweet you've ever seen then the feed refreshes and it's gone forever.

How Canadian kids learned most of their French.

I'm letting in the duck…

having to wake up to pee within the same hour that your alarm is gonna go off, is one of life's most terrible surprises

I’m aging out of the bracket where my death gets called “tragic” and into the one where it’s just “early”

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

Shout out to Arya's face-swapping abilities that had exactly ZERO impact on the story

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

Dude behind me at lunch ordered “The usual.” Got hit back with a “and that would be?” Has to be absolutely devastating. Can’t even imagine.

I wonder if the person who coined the phrase ‘jumping on the bandwagon’ got really annoyed when everyone else started using it.

The fact that this couple has revealed that the guy was explaining about a podcast he listened to featuring Ben Sasse about how Liberal Arts education needs to do a better job of preparing people for their jobs makes this so much better lol

Are you this old?

me: [downloads file] where'd it go? Google drive: i don't have to tell you shit.

Andrew Santino just blew my mind with one simple comparison. A million seconds = 11 days. A billion seconds = 31 years. Let that sink in. We throw around “billionaire” like it’s just “millionaire but with more zeros,” but the actual gap is insane. A million seconds is less than two weeks. A billion seconds is longer than most people’s entire adult lives. It’s a perfect reminder of how detached our brains are from what these numbers actually mean. Next time someone casually says “he’s a billionaire,” just remember: that’s not “a lot of millions.” That’s an entirely different universe of scale. Mind officially blown.

I completely forgot these existed until this second

This is one of the greatest photos ever taken by a human…so far.