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Does anyone really know a Larry? Asking for a friend.

How to make Chipotle Honey Vinaigrette at home 🧵

it is not the taste of a leaf. that intrigues me. it is the crunch

a neighborhood dog just barked in the distance. and i barked back. they are taking roll call. and i am present

New Mexico Foliage Grade: F------------- #TheBachelorette

Open for a spicy surprise

Anyone Fucking tired of figuring out what to make for dinner? This might be the worst part of being an adult for real no one warned me about this

when i was much younger. the human came with me to get my shots. they held my paw. and everything was alright. today. i’m riding along as they get theirs. i don’t think they will need to hold my paw. but i will be here just in case

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

i be like “nah my parents didn’t pass on any weird habits to me” then show up to the airport 5 hrs early

this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade

My mom just sent me this and I’m training as I tweet

I can’t stop laughing at this. At least he’s a confident child 😂😂😂

Ivan should be allowed to kick Ben in the balls one (1) time without consequence for stealing his spot. It's only fair. #TheBachelorette

ok so. it tasted pretty spooky

the first crunchy leaf of the season. just fell in the yard. i will go taste it. to determine how spooky. things are about to get

Matthew McConaughey’s laugh at the end on repeat twitter.com/ChicksInTheOff…

I am so excited for October.

Stepping out into 57 degree weather in a hoodie

This is Beau. A bug just flew in his mouth. Not gonna let it ruin his car ride though. 12/10 objects in mirror are even cuter than they appear