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Madison

@iyammadison

I don’t know how to parallel park

Washington, DC Bergabung Aralık 2014
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cashewrising
cashewrising@cashewrising·
everyone wants life to feel like sex and the city but no one wants to accidentally stay out way too late on a random weeknight or show up at a friends place unannounced
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Sav Shawz
Sav Shawz@shawzsav·
Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise
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mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki
mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki@moll11y·
They need to expand Make A Wish for people who have eczema
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chels
chels@gremlingardener·
when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen@NoLieWithBTC

Breaking: Trump orders the dismantling of the US Forest Service. All regional offices are being shut down and the research program destroyed.

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Eoin Daly
Eoin Daly@eoinmauricedaly·
Could we please receive clarity soon on whether we’re facing a period of temporary inflation or a civilisational collapse where we live in caves and eat weeds. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Kyle Potter
Kyle Potter@kpottermn·
Oh my God. Following the fatal crash of an Air Canada jet with a fire truck at LaGuardia last night, @CNN reports a flight attendant was found outside of the plane, buckled into her seat. Alive. Wear your seatbelts, folks. cnn.com/us/live-news/l…
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👑🗽@_sosoqueens·
I don’t think we supposed to be eating eggs
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italian lucite
italian lucite@yurodivys·
My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming
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⚡︎@_sorrengailll·
My unpopular opinion / Hot Take : I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further.
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Tobin Stone 🌐
Tobin Stone 🌐@tobinjstone·
There is something deeply evil about National Harbor
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eloise
eloise@soupforeloise·
please stop showing me that lonely monkey and its plushie, I do not have the mental fortitude to withstand the psychic damage
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Aly Dee
Aly Dee@realfemsapien·
Idk how women got everyone to call daycare “school” now. Impressive manipulation skills.
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Elmo
Elmo@elmo·
That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰
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NRA
NRA@NRA·
This sentiment from the First Assistant U.S. Attorney for the Central District of California is dangerous and wrong. Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation, not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens.
F.A. United States Attorney Bill Essayli@USAttyEssayli

If you approach law enforcement with a gun, there is a high likelihood they will be legally justified in shooting you. Don’t do it!

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Black Girl
Black Girl@t_sadiity·
TurboTax keep emailing me, I'm waiting on my W2 ima fw chu just hold on
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Black Girl
Black Girl@t_sadiity·
When tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow 😡 I was just in the air
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