McLovin

@J_Camp412 brah? Why did you unfollow me? I thought we were straight niggas?

My government teacher took away my phone. It's okay, I still love you sir.

I wish I was funny

@J_Camp412 what's crackin my nigga?

#faggot #diamondlife #TaylorGang

No matter how many bitchez I get, this is my main bitch. I wont hurt her like I did2dat bitch Obama&ibanged

I hate my life. #99problems

Remember when I got the winning point in volleyball during gym class? No? I do!

About to pay a hooker to talk to me, because no one else will

I also live the movie Thor, but that's a different story. #Loki

Pineapple Express? Psh... I live that fucking movie

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except for you. #Butterfinger

Let's get crunk!

They darn her in

Puff puff pass

The test is in, I'm not the father!

I just woke up with three bitches, one on my right, two on my left. #CollegeLife #Butterfinger #twerk #mclovin

Fuk da bitches

@brokentwitRgram what is up my brother? Ready tah partayyyy